The Outlast Trials: I’m Not Being Brainwashed… I’m Being Trained as a Handyman
They’re training me for employment.
Think about it.
- Fix the water pressure.
- Locate and install fuses.
- Turn valves using maths I haven’t used since school.
- Power generators like I work in maintenance.
All while being chased by the worst people imaginable.
By the time I’m finished with these Trials, I won’t be “reborn”.
I’ll be qualified to repair a shopping centre with nothing but a wrench and trauma.
Honestly, I’ve played a lot of horror games.
None of them have made me do so much plumbing.

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