Estimated time to read: Slightly less time than it takes to get eaten by a wolf in Voyageur mode.
Somehow, somewhere, in between falling through the ice in The Long Dark, and getting flattened by a doedicurus in ARK—I hit 1,000 views on this blog.
One. Thousand. Views.
I don’t know which one of you read the Subnautica Maps page more than once, but I appreciate you. Whether you’re here for map guides, day one disasters, or just to feel better about your own survival skills—you made this happen.
So to celebrate:
I’m still alive (in at least one save file).
The permadeath chaos continues.
More games are coming (seriously, there’s a Subnautica diary on the horizon and I may be foolishly eyeing Blast Corps as a permadeath challenge—because why not add demolition trucks to my stress levels?).
To everyone who’s clicked, read, liked, or even accidentally stumbled here while Googling “how to not die in Mystery Lake”—thank you. The chaos is portable, but so is the community we’re building here.
Once again, thank you to everyone who has clicked on my little corner of chaos on the Internet.
Here’s to the next 1,000 views—and maybe even surviving past Day Five next time.
Stay warm. Stay weird. Stay Incognito.
– Survivor Incognito

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