Zero-G, Zero Plan

Depends — does the ticket include a return journey and snacks? Because if not, I’m going to need a serious discount. Honestly, I’d rather explore a digital moon first; fewer airlock malfunctions, and I can pause when I inevitably forget my oxygen tank. But if we’re talking real life? Maybe a fiver — provided I can blog about it and call it “The Long Dark: Lunar Edition.”

(Portable chaos, but with zero gravity.)