You’d think spawning in a desert would teach someone a little humility.
You’d be wrong.
I took my first dusty steps into ARK: Scorched Earth on easy mode—and let’s just say it didn’t go as planned. There were bushes to punch, shirts to accidentally mass-produce, and a doedicurus with a very personal vendetta.
Curious how it all went down?
Check out the full Day 1 Diary now and witness my first sunburned stumble through the sand:
Survivor’s Log: Scorched Earth – Day One Now Live!

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