๐Ÿ๏ธ Day One Diary: Stranded Deep Tutorial โ€“ Sunburnt & Sinking (Warm-Up Edition)

A practice run before the chaos begins: I tackle the Stranded Deep tutorial on Nintendo Switch, battle a crab, get lost on a tiny island, and somehow manage to build shelter. The real journey starts next timeโ€”with a brand new seed and no hand-holding.


๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ โ€œThe plane crash was just the beginning. My real enemy? Inventory management.โ€

I load up Stranded Deep, hoping to ease myself back in with the tutorial. Instead, Iโ€™m treated to a cutscene straight out of Final Destinationโ€”a plane going down, debris flying, and my character waking up underwater inside the wreck. No time for panic. I dive out, kick my way through the wreckage, and find my trusty inflatable raft.

Then comes my first real survival challenge: how to unequip the oar. After some determined button-mashing and a healthy amount of muttering, I figure it out. I drag the raft ashoreโ€”because Iโ€™ve seen enough YouTube fails to know that leaving your raft in the water is how you end up stranded before the game even starts.

The tutorial gently nudges me along, but even then, the menus areโ€ฆ a bit of a puzzle. I gather supplies, make a campfire (conveniently close to the raft), and promptly get ambushed by a crab. Itโ€™s small, angry, and determined to remind me Iโ€™m not in charge here.

Navigation proves tricky. Despite the island being roughly the size of a football pitch, I still manage to get lost several times. I also hoard everything I see, which turns my inventory into a mess of sticks, rocks, and plant bits.

As darkness falls, I realize I need to craft shelter. Fibrous leaves are required, but Iโ€™ve used most of them, and a torch sounds greatโ€”except I have no idea where to get cloth. I spend several minutes wandering aimlessly in the dark, wondering if this is how it ends. Eventually, I find what I need, cobble together a basic shelter, and finallyโ€”finallyโ€”save the game.


๐Ÿ”š End of Day Summary:

Survived tutorial โœ”๏ธ

Beat up by a crab โœ”๏ธ

Got lost on a tiny island โœ”๏ธ โ€“ Yes, that actually happened

Built shelter and saved โœ”๏ธ

Confidence level for real run: โ€ฆdebatable


๐Ÿงญ Whatโ€™s Next?

Next time, the real run begins. New seed, no hand-holding, and full permadeath rules. I have no idea whatโ€™s waiting for me, but if itโ€™s another crab, we are going to have words.

If you enjoyed this one, please check out my other day one diaries here

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ New Page Live: Subnautica Maps Are Here!

Lost in the Kelp Forest again? Swam into the Dunes thinking it was the Grassy Plateaus? Yeahโ€ฆ me too.

Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™ve just launched a brand-new Subnautica Maps page on the blog! It features:

๐Ÿงญ A direct link to the incredibly detailed interactive Subnautica map

๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ Gorgeous static region maps from RocketSoup.net

๐Ÿงช Some helpful blurbs and probably too much sarcasm

Whether you’re a new diver or a returning survivor who still forgets which way the Aurora crashed, this page is your new best friend. Or at least your most reliable one, since bladderfish donโ€™t offer much conversation.

๐Ÿ‘‰ Click here to check out the new Subnautica Maps page.

Stay buoyant out there.

โ€”
Survivor Incognito
Still unsure which way is north

Day One Diaries Return Tuesday โ€“ This Time, Itโ€™s Stranded Deep

Just a quick heads-up: a new Day One Diary drops this Tuesday, and weโ€™re heading somewhere sunny… and deadly. Thatโ€™s right โ€” itโ€™s time for Stranded Deep.

The Day One warm-up lands this week. The official permadeath run starts next week.

Get ready for sunburns, sharks, and me trying to build a raft that doesnโ€™t immediately flip over.

Want to get caught up? Check out the hub page for Sunburnt & Sinking: A Stranded Deep Survival Diary.

Here’s What You Missed – Week of July 15th

Another week, another batch of survival stories wrapped in chaos and questionable decisions. Here’s what went down on Survivor Incognito this week:

  • Tuesday: Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Final Entry
  • Wednesday: The Cold Chronicles (Customloper) โ€“ Day Four
  • Thursday: Sneak, Snipe, Repeat โ€“ Day Twelve
  • Friday: SnowRunner Survival: The Permagear Diaries โ€“ Day One

Thatโ€™s one series wrapped, one launched, and two still going strong.

Also, a quick thank you โ€” last week the blog saw nearly 200 views. Whether you read one post or all of them, I appreciate you surviving alongside me (or at least watching me not survive).

On another note, the next few weeks are going to be busy for me. But I’ll do my best to keep the chaos here going

More mayhem next week.

This Week: One Ends, One Begins

Just a quick reminder that Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival wraps up this week. One last day of eldritch fishing, creeping madness, and questionable boat choices.

But the tide doesnโ€™t settle for long โ€” SnowRunner: The Permagear Diaries kicks off this Friday. Less sea, more sludge. And probably just as many bad decisions.

Stick around. The chaos continues.

Here’s What You Missed at Survivor Incognito

Another week, another set of chaotic survival tales. If you blinked, hereโ€™s what went live on the blog:

  • Tuesday: Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Day Six
  • Wednesday: The Cold Chronicles โ€“ Day Eight
  • Thursday: Sneak, Snipe, Repeat โ€“ Day Eleven
  • Friday: The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath โ€“ Final Entry

One story wraps up, others carry on. Thanks for tagging alongโ€”more survival chaos ahead next week.

No New Dino Disaster Today โ€” But Hereโ€™s One You May Have Missed

I was planning to post a brand-new Day One Diary for ARK todayโ€ฆ but life, as it tends to do, had other plans. Between work, chores, and trying not to get stomped myself, there just wasnโ€™t time to spawn, craft, and get eaten properly.

So instead, hereโ€™s a look back at one of my previous ARK Day One disasters โ€” complete with early optimism and inevitable doom, along with some others:
๐Ÿ‘‰ [Day One Diaries | Survival Game Playthroughs & First-Day Survival Challenges]

New entries are still coming soon. SnowRunner kicks off on Friday, and more chaos is always just around the corner.

Eulogy: The Backyard Wins This Round!

She never asked for this.
She never wanted to be shrunk down and tossed into a backyard where everything โ€” ants, mites, bees, spiders, the wind โ€” wanted her dead.
She just wanted to craft a lean-to, maybe roast some gnat meat, and figure out why the grass was taller than a skyscraper.

But she was brave.
She fixed lasers. She investigated an oak tree that promptly exploded.
She learned to fear the sounds of tiny feet in the grass.
She fought valiantly with spears, fists, and panic as her most reliable tools.

In the end, it was the bugs that got her. As they always do.
Not the spiders, no โ€” that wouldโ€™ve at least made sense.
No, her end came via something smaller. Meaner. Possibly several somethings.
The logs are unclear. The screaming was not.

She will be remembered for her resilience, her questionable armor choices, and her ability to stay alive just long enough for things to get interesting.

Rest in pieces, Backyard Explorer.
You were small, but your chaos was mighty.

Read their tale here: The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath

๐Ÿ“ Map Added! Controls, Too!

Just a quick update for all fellow sunburnt survivors: Iโ€™ve added a couple of useful visuals to the Stranded Deep hub pageโ€”
๐Ÿงญ A screenshot of my starting map (so you know where I washed up)
๐ŸŽฎ And the Nintendo Switch controls Iโ€™m using to wrestle with coconuts, crabs, and my own bad decisions

Youโ€™ll find both right below the Series Overview section. Whether youโ€™re following along or planning your own island misadventures, I hope it helps!

Back to hunting crabs.
(Out of revenge, not necessity. Mostly.)

๐Ÿ“Œ For New Survivors: Start Here

Welcome to Survivor Incognito! This is where survival games meet chaos, comedy, and a healthy disregard for difficulty settings.

If you’re new here and wondering what this blog is all about, hereโ€™s a quick guide to help you dive in:


๐ŸŽฎ Why I Play on Easier Difficulties

Think playing on easy makes survival games easy? Iโ€™m living proof it doesnโ€™t. ๐Ÿ‘‰ Surviving, Not Suffering: Why I Choose Easier Difficulties


โ„๏ธ The Long Dark Must-Reads

๐Ÿ—บ The Long Dark Complete Region & Transition Zone Survival Guide

โ„๏ธ Customloper Diaries

๐Ÿ“† Survive Your First Week in The Long Dark


๐Ÿงช Permadeath, But Make It Funny

๐Ÿ•ท The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath

๐Ÿน Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival

๐Ÿšข Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival


๐Ÿšš Coming Soon

SnowRunner Survival: The Permagear Diaries Main Hub

Sunburnt & Sinking: A Stranded Deep Survival Diary


๐Ÿ’ฌ Bonus Reading

๐Ÿ‘‰ About Me

๐Ÿ‘‰ The Long Dark Customloper Settings: Easier Interloper Survival Mode

๐Ÿ‘‰ FAQ


Thanks for joining the mayhem. Surviving is optional. Storytelling the downfall? Mandatory

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