Prologue: Go Wayback โ€“ Joined the Playtest

โ€œBecause clearly I donโ€™t already have enough survival games trying to freeze, starve, or otherwise humiliate me.โ€

Iโ€™ve just joined the Prologue: Go Wayback playtest on Steam. It drops you into a massive, freshly generated wilderness with nothing but your wits, a map, and the eternal hope you can light a fire before hypothermia claims you.

Iโ€™ll be playing this on my Steam Deck, so when the first impressions post goes live Iโ€™ll not only talk survival mechanics, but also how it runs in handheld mode. Portable chaos, as always.

Want In?

Iโ€™ve got three extra invites to hand out. If youโ€™re a friend of mine on Steam (Survivor Incognito) and want to try Go Wayback for yourself, give me a shout. First come, first served.

More Info Coming Soon

Once Iโ€™ve had a proper session in the woods, Iโ€™ll be back with a full write-up โ€” controls, survival systems, Steam Deck performance, and whether the fire-making is as fiddly (and satisfying) as advertised. Keep an eye on the blog if you want to see how gloriously wrong it goes.

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Snowrunner Survival: The Permagear Diaries โ€“ Driver Log Eight: Flips, Fuel, and a Double Rescue Mission

Red goes rogue in Smithville Dam, flipping twice while chasing a Watchtower. Frank clears a blocked road, performs a double rescue, secures an engine upgrade, then hauls fuel back to Black River to set up tomorrowโ€™s delivery for โ€œThe Essentials.โ€

๐Ÿ“œ Series Hub: SnowRunner Survival: The Permagear Diaries Main Hub

๐Ÿ›  Rules: SnowRunner Permagear Rules

๐Ÿ’ก Why Permagear Works: Read the reasoning behind the challenge

Missed Day Seven? Find it here.


๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ Crossing the Dam (and the Line)

With most of Black River mapped and missions cleared, I decide itโ€™s time to see what Smithville Dam has to offer. Redโ€™s fired up and we set โ€œThe Essentialsโ€ as the main task โ€” one item in Smithville, the rest in Black River. Easy on paper. Reality had other plans.

๐Ÿšง First Roadblock: Literal Roadblock

After finding the Smithville garage, I immediately hit a blocked road needing Service Parts. Luckily, thereโ€™s a depot basically around the corner. I pencil that in for after I grab the nearby Watchtower.

๐Ÿ”„ Red Goes Rogue (Twice)

I point Red up the Watchtower track andโ€”whoopsโ€”he flips onto his side. Full turtle. Thereโ€™s only one truck for this kind of drama: Frank.

I transport Frank into Smithville, pick up the Service Parts, clear the roadblock, and roll out to rescue Red. Frank rights him like the dependable legend he isโ€ฆ and Red immediately repays the kindness by rolling over again. Cue rescue mission #2. Frank handles it without breaking a sweat.

๐Ÿ” Watchtower Found, Upgrade Secured

With Red back on his wheels (twice), we nab the Watchtower and ping a nearby upgrade: an engine that fits both Red and Scout. Whether itโ€™s actually better is a question for the next garage visit โ€” Iโ€™ll compare stats when weโ€™re back under a roof.

โ›ฝ Frank Hauls, Like a Pro

While Red takes a breather, Frank gets back to business. He grabs Fuel for โ€œThe Essentials,โ€ hauls it over to Black River, and calls it a night โ€” textbook veteran move.

๐Ÿ“… Tomorrowโ€™s Mission

Fuel staged, Frank is ready to finish โ€œThe Essentialsโ€ delivery tomorrow. Red? Heโ€™s on probation until he proves he can stay upright for more than ten minutes.


Want more SnowRunner? Day 9 link coming soon.

Surviving the Milky Way: An Elite Dangerous Survival Diary โ€“ Day 2: The Rustbucket Rises

Day 2 โ€“ The Rustbucket Rises

โ€œThese are the voyages of one unprepared Commander. Their mission: to break in a second-hand Adder, deliver mail faster than expected, and discover that cargo pickups can crash more than just your ship.โ€

From Scraprunner to Rustbucket

The ISS Scraprunner got me this far, but when I spotted an Adder for sale, I couldnโ€™t resist. A few credits later and some questionable tinkering produced the ISS Rustbucket, registry RBT-01. Upgrades included a new Frame Shift Drive, thrusters, fuel scoop, more cargo racks, and an extra weapon. The one thing I didnโ€™t touch? Shields. Whether thatโ€™s wisdom or hubris, time will tell.

Courier Life

The mission board offered one contract labelled high threat. I decided exploding wasnโ€™t on todayโ€™s agenda and picked safer jobs instead:

  • A data delivery to Marius Relay in the Col 285 Sector AM-R b19-4 system.
  • An agricultural supply runโ€”which bizarrely meant transporting six units of personal weaponsโ€”to Weskerโ€™s Pride in the Col 285 Sector BV-E a41-1 system.

On the way to Marius Relay, I got a message offering a bonus for quick delivery. Challenge accepted. The new fuel scoop kicked in automatically, topping up my tank as I skimmed stars. Docking complete, data handed over, and I even ranked up to Peddler. Not glamorous, but itโ€™s better than โ€œgalactic stowaway.โ€

The Cargo That Wasnโ€™t

Then it hit meโ€”I hadnโ€™t actually collected the weapons before leaving. Back to the station I went, already dreading the 20+ jump route ahead. It would at least be a good test for the Rustbucketโ€™s scoop, or so I told myself.

Ten minutes of fiddling with menus later, I finally thought Iโ€™d sorted the cargo pickup. Thatโ€™s when the game crashed. Server connection lost, mission abandoned. The Rustbucket sat waiting, but my courier career ended in digital silence.

Rustbucket Status Report

  • Ship: ISS Rustbucket (Adder)
  • Upgrades: FSD, thrusters, fuel scoop, cargo racks, weapons
  • Untouched: Shields (future-me will regret this)
  • Rank: Peddler
  • Mood: Triumphant โ†’ Confused โ†’ Disconnected

Next Time

With the Rustbucket ready and the galaxy waiting, Iโ€™ll try again. Hopefully the servers stay awake long enough for me to actually deliver cargo. Otherwise, Iโ€™ll just become the Milky Wayโ€™s most overqualified data courier.


Continue the Journey

โ† Day 1 | Day 2 (You Are Here) | Day 3 โ†’


Surviving the Milky Way: Series Hub

The Rules of the Stars

Survivorโ€™s Dread: Exit 8 โ€“ Lost in the Corridor

โ€œThe corridor doesnโ€™t need to chase you. It just waits for you to blink.โ€

The Setup

Exit 8 is a short horror game where survival means noticing anomalies in a looping subway corridor. Miss one and you reset. I played it on the Steam Deck under my Loop = Life rule: every reset is a death, only one survivor escapes.

The Diary

First survivor: I spotted the red water in corridor two. I caught the wall-man in corridor four. Each time I turned back, rewarded by the corridorโ€™s shift. By corridor six, I thought I was safe. Thenโ€”blinkโ€”reset. No attack, no warning. Something small slipped past me, and that survivor was gone.

What I missed: Door 3 handle placement (corridor six) โ€” misaligned compared to earlier loops.

Second survivor: Paranoia sharpened my vision. Lights flickered and died. A man with a briefcase walked far too fast. A poster grew eyes that tracked me. A face stared from the ceiling. I turned back every time, trusted my instincts, and finallyโ€”finallyโ€”the real exit appeared. One survivor made it out. The corridor kept the rest.

The Video

Hereโ€™s the full successful run, captured raw on Steam Deck:

Survivorโ€™s Thoughts

Exit 8 isnโ€™t about combat. Itโ€™s about attention and paranoia. You can catch the obvious anomalies and still fail to a blink. Thatโ€™s the horror here: survival through vigilance, failure through doubt.

Continue the Journey

More eerie one-shot diaries live in the Survivorโ€™s Dread Hub. Next stop: Platform 8 โ€” the train that never ends.

My First Week with the Steam Deck: Expanding the Portable Chaos

My First Week with the Steam Deck: Expanding the Portable Chaos

โ€œItโ€™s not replacing my Switch โ€” just giving the wolves more ways to find me.โ€

Back to PCโ€ฆ Sort Of

Once upon a time I had a PC. Then I didnโ€™t. Then the Steam Deck came along, and suddenly all those forgotten Steam library games started whispering: โ€œPlay us again. This time you wonโ€™t rage-quitโ€ฆ probably.โ€

The first thing I did? Downloaded Viscera Cleanup Detail. Nothing says โ€œwelcome back to PC gamingโ€ like mopping up alien goo while questioning your life choices.

Truck Sim Therapy

After that, I traded my mop for a lorry. Euro Truck Simulator 2 has been my chill-out spot โ€” just me, the open road, and the occasional catastrophic parking attempt. Itโ€™s strangely peaceful knowing my cargo canโ€™t eat me (unlike certain survival games).

Game-Hopping, Incognito Style

My first week has basically been a buffet of Steam games:

  • Alan Wake โ€“ because why not swap blizzards for shadows?
  • Dead by Daylight โ€“ handheld horror on the go, what could possibly go wrong.
  • Elite Dangerous โ€“ back to the black, this time from the sofa.
  • Team Fortress 2 โ€“ nostalgia and chaos, still alive and kicking.
  • 7 Days to Die โ€“ zombies donโ€™t care that Iโ€™m handheld now.

Iโ€™ve been swapping between them like a survivor looting random cupboards: some junk, some gold, all of it entertaining.

Battery, Docks, and Prime Loot

Do I have a dock? No. Will I get one? Unsure. For now, handheld works fine โ€” especially since the battery life is short, but honestly, I donโ€™t mind. Itโ€™s like an enforced survival timer: finish your mission before the Deck keels over.

Also, shoutout to Prime Gaming for handing me freebies like itโ€™s Christmas every week. It makes my library grow faster than I can play it.

A Companion, Not a Replacement

The Steam Deck isnโ€™t stealing my Switchโ€™s crown. My Switch is still home to The Long Dark, Skyrim, and the rest of my survival disasters. But the Deck? Itโ€™s a welcome companion โ€” giving me the chance to replay old PC titles, test new survival challenges, and expand the chaos beyond Nintendoโ€™s snowy borders.

Two handhelds. Twice the worlds to survive. Zero guarantees Iโ€™ll survive any of them.

Continue the Journey

Survivorโ€™s Camp Hub |
Elite Dangerous Diary |
SnowRunner Permagear Diaries

SnowRunner Survival: The Permagear Diaries โ€“ Driver Log Seven: Mud, Bridges, and Big Dreams

โ€œSometimes the smallest truck has the biggest heart. And sometimes, Red gets new shoes.โ€

๐Ÿ“œ Series Hub: SnowRunner Survival: The Permagear Diaries Main Hub

๐Ÿ›  Rules: SnowRunner Permagear Rules

๐Ÿ’ก Why Permagear Works: Read the reasoning behind the challenge

Missed Day Six? Find it here.


๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ Exploring With Red (and Just a Little Jealousy)

With Pipe Dreams in the rear-view mirror, itโ€™s a well-earned day off for Frank. Today? Itโ€™s all about Red. Heโ€™s got the boundless energy of a puppy on caffeine and the mud-crawling tenacity ofโ€ฆ well, a Scout whoโ€™s tired of being second-best.

The target? The wooden bridge task. Along the way, I spot a trailer Red thinks he can handle. He canโ€™t. But youโ€™ve got to admire the ambition.

We reach the bridge and, of course, it needs wooden planks. Frankโ€™s domain. But Redโ€™s not doneโ€”he also picks up a SnowRunner throttle upgrade (one for himself and one for Scout). Naturally, Red gets the install. Scout remains benched.

๐ŸŒŠ Mud Wrestling and Watchtower Glory

Tempted to spoil Red with more upgrades, I decide to hold off. Then he earns them. Charging through deep mud and water, Red smashes through the terrain to grab another Watchtower like a tiny, determined hero.

Back to the garage we goโ€”Red gets a roof rack for longer hauls and, most importantly, a tyre upgrade. Thatโ€™s right: better grip, less slipping, and maximum mud-mashing potential. Watch out, Frank.

๐Ÿชต Frank Does What Frank Does Best

Now itโ€™s Frankโ€™s turn. Time to deliver those wooden planks and make that bridge a reality. He follows the same route Red scouted earlier, proving why heโ€™s still the heavy-lifting king.

  • Bridge? Built.
  • Frank? Effective as ever.
  • Red? Flexing in the garage.
  • Scout? Still patiently waiting for relevance.

๐Ÿ“ Next Stop: Smithville Dam

Black River is slowly bending to our will, and tomorrow we head deeper into Michiganโ€”straight into Smithville Dam. There will be mud. There will be breakdowns. But Redโ€™s got new tyres, and morale is high.

๐Ÿ›ž Team Status Update

  • Red: Roof rack, throttle upgrade, fresh set of tyres. Officially a mud-slaying menace.
  • Frank: Old reliable. Still gets the job done. Probably feeling a little upstaged.
  • Scout: Collecting dust. One day, Scout. One day.

๐Ÿ“ธ Coming Soon

  • Red showing off the new tyres.
  • Watchtower victory shot.
  • Frank delivering planks like a pro.

Want more SnowRunner? Day 8 link coming soon.

Customloper Diaries โ€“ Day 7: Bow Before the Blizzard

Customloper Diaries โ€“ Day 7: Bow Before the Blizzard

Weather: Clear start โ†’ freezing winds โ†’ blizzard
Loot Highlights: Survival Bow, cooking pot, skillet
Mood: Excited โ†’ frozen โ†’ grateful to still have toes

โ—€ Customloper Diaries โ€“ Day 6: Blizzard Send-Off, Ptarmigan Detour, and the Great Cooking Pot Tragedy  | 
What is Customloper?

Morning Discoveries: Maxโ€™s Last Stand

Todayโ€™s goal was simple: reach the Camp Office without becoming a wolfโ€™s breakfast. Thatโ€™s really the only bar for success these days. On the way, I spotted one of The Long Darkโ€™s most reliable signals that something is worth investigating: birds circling in the sky, waiting patiently for either my demise or someone elseโ€™s.

Luck was on my side for once โ€” it wasnโ€™t my turn. At Maxโ€™s Last Stand, a corpse lay frozen in place, and right beside it sat the holy grail of early-game weaponry: a Survival Bow. I snatched it up with the speed and enthusiasm of a raccoon finding a half-eaten cheeseburger.

All I needed now were arrows. With them, I could finally graduate from โ€œrock-throwing medieval PE teacherโ€ to โ€œslightly competent hunter.โ€

Deadfall + Hypothermia = Great Life Choices

Feeling pretty pleased with myself, I decided to swing by the Deadfall area. Thatโ€™s when my overconfidence caught up with me. The temperature dropped faster than my optimism during an Interloper run, and I was soon staring at the dreaded red text: Hypothermia.

I lit a fire in the nearby stove, boiled some water, and cookedโ€ฆ something. Iโ€™d like to say it was a hearty stew, but given my supplies, it was probably just porridge or whatever counted as โ€œhot foodโ€ in my pack. Once I had a bit of warmth and hydration, I grabbed a torch from the fire and pressed on toward my main goal.

Lesson learned: Interloper weather waits for no one, especially those who think they can โ€œjust pop overโ€ somewhere.

Camp Office and Instant Regret

The rest of the walk to Camp Office was blissfully uneventful โ€” a rare thing in Mystery Lake. Inside, I scored a skillet and cooking pot. Not exactly a rifle or a quiver of arrows, but after yesterdayโ€™s cooking pot debacle, I wasnโ€™t about to complain.

Then I made the fatal mistake: I decided to โ€œjust explore the areaโ€ before settling in. First came the snow. Then came the blizzard. In minutes, visibility dropped to โ€œguess and hopeโ€ territory. Navigation became a mix of scent, instinct, and blind luck.

Somehow โ€” and I truly do not know how โ€” I managed to stagger back to the Camp Office without being eaten, freezing to death, or wandering onto thin ice. The blizzard roared outside as I slammed the door shut, my heart still hammering.

Evening Wrap-Up

Back inside, I set about cooking more porridge, boiling as much water as I could, and letting my core temperature crawl back to something survivable. The bow was now mine. The arrows? Still a distant dream. But tomorrow, Iโ€™d change that.

Tomorrowโ€™s Goal

Find arrows. Or a rifle. Or, failing that, a pointy stick and a really bad attitude.

Continue the Journey

โ—€ Customloper Diaries โ€“ Day 6: Blizzard Send-Off, Ptarmigan Detour, and the Great Cooking Pot Tragedy
Customloper Diaries โ€“ Day 8 โ–ถ

Survivorโ€™s Dread Hub + Rules of Survival Updates

Hub & Rules Updates โ€“ Survivorโ€™s Dread and Beyond

Two big refreshes: the Survivorโ€™s Dread hub gets a makeover with clickable images and new content, and the Rules of Survival page is sharper, broader, and now includes Day One Diaries.

Survivorโ€™s Dread Hub Refresh

The horror corner of Survivor Incognito has had a makeover. The Survivorโ€™s Dread Hub is now cleaner, more visual, and easier to explore:

  • Clickable images: Each series hub can be entered directly by tapping/clicking the banner images.
  • Subnautica added: While not strictly survival horror, leviathans in the dark absolutely qualify as โ€œhorror-adjacent.โ€
  • Cleaner sections: Each series now has its own block with a blurb so you can jump straight in.
  • Coming soon: Future plans include Resident Evil, Metro Redux, and more Switch-friendly nightmares.

Check out the updated Survivorโ€™s Dread hub โ†’

Rules of Survival Page Updated

The Rules of Survival (According to Me) page also got a major refresh. It now serves as the central rulebook across all my permadeath runs and diaries, and includes:

  • Day One Diaries rules: One day, one shot. Added with a link to the Day One Diaries Hub.
  • Expanded series add-ons: Grounded, Stranded Deep, Subnautica, Alien: Isolation, Dredge, Skyrim, The Long Dark, and SnowRunner all have their own entries.
  • Streamlined global rules: Now strictly focused on in-game survival, with practical, Switch-friendly allowances.

If youโ€™ve ever wondered what invisible rulebook guides my permadeath chaos, this is the place to look.

See the updated Rules of Survival page โ†’

Why This Matters

These refreshes make the site easier to navigate, clearer for new readers, and a stronger foundation for the survival chaos to come. Whether youโ€™re following the horror diaries or the more traditional survival runs, youโ€™ll know exactly what rules Iโ€™m following, whatโ€™s changing, and where to dive in.


The Great Blog Refresh โ€“ Survivor Incognito Gets a Full Update

Site Update: The Big Refresh

Itโ€™s cleanup time at Survivor Incognito. Every single post and page is getting updatedโ€”tightened navigation, consistent formatting, proper โ€œprevious/nextโ€ links, and some extra polish where needed.

The good news? SnowRunner, Subnautica, The Cold Chronicles, Day One Diaries, and Stranded Deep are already fully refreshed. Those series now have smooth navigation, consistent style, and zero dead-end links.

The rest are next in line. If you stumble into a post mid-update and the links feel a bitโ€ฆ chaotic, just know itโ€™s all part of the process. Order will be restored soon.


Why this matters:

  • Better flow for binge-reading entire series.
  • Consistent formatting across the site.
  • Quick access to hub pages and related guides.

So if something suddenly looks cleaner or has a shiny new link, thatโ€™s me in the background, doing the digital equivalent of tidying camp before nightfall.

New Page Alert โ€“ Subnautica Survival Guide Now Live!

Attention survivors โ€“ your underwater playbook has arrived!

The brand-new Subnautica Survival Guide is now live on Survivor Incognito, packed with everything you need to go from panicked paddler to confident deep-sea explorer. Whether itโ€™s your first day swimming out of the lifepod or youโ€™re gearing up for an Aurora run, this guide covers it all โ€“ from must-have early tools to predator evasion tips and base-building advice.

Weโ€™ve even included:

  • A quick-reference predator list (because sometimes you just need to know if the big shadow is going to eat you).
  • Switch control table so you can stop pressing the wrong button when panic sets in.
  • A linked map hub for finding resources without wandering into Leviathan territory by โ€œaccident.โ€
  • A quick start card for Days 1โ€“3 priorities.

If youโ€™re starting fresh in Subnautica โ€“ or just want to survive without becoming lunch โ€“ this page is your new best friend.

๐ŸŒŠ Read the full Subnautica Survival Guide here

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