Big Week Ahead at Survivor Incognito!

A quick update! One of our permadeath series end this week, but next week we launch SnowRunner โ€” the survival chaos continues!

Itโ€™s a big week on Survivor Incognito โ€” two of our current permadeath series are reaching their dramatic (and probably messy) conclusions.

But donโ€™t worryโ€ฆ the chaos isnโ€™t stopping. Next week, weโ€™re kicking off a brand new adventure:

  • ๐Ÿš› SnowRunner: The Permagear Diaries
    Because driving a truck across frozen rivers and muddy pits without a reset button sounded like a great idea at the time.

We also have another series ending next week, the week after that, a Day One Diary for the game taking it’s place will be up, the week after that, that series begins.

Stay tuned โ€” more mayhem is just around the corner.

Hereโ€™s What You Missed This Week โ€“ Survivor Incognito Recap

A look back at the survival chaos from this week on Survivor Incognito: from haunted seas and freezing wilderness to dino disasters and exploding oaks.

Itโ€™s been a week full of questionable decisions, close calls, and new beginnings here at Survivor Incognito. In case you missed any of the madness, hereโ€™s your survival cheat sheet!

๐ŸŒŠ Tuesday โ€“ Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Day Five

The search for one stubborn fish continued, along with a steady descent into darkness and dread.

๐Ÿ‡ Wednesday โ€“ Customloper Diaries Day Three

Charcoal maps, rabbit stew, and a sudden storm โ€” because survival in The Long Dark is never boring.

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Wednesday โ€“ Behind the Blog: ARK Map Page Expansion

A behind-the-scenes update! Iโ€™m working on expanding the ARK Survival Evolved map page to cover all Switch maps. All the regions, all the doom.

๐Ÿน Thursday โ€“ Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival โ€“ Day Ten

Vampires, arrows, and highly questionable footwear choices. My Argonian had quite the day.

๐Ÿœ Friday โ€“ The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath โ€“ Day Three

The lasers were fixed, the oak tree exploded (as it does), and the backyard remains terrifying.

๐Ÿฆ– Saturday โ€“ ARK: Aberration โ€“ Day One Diary

Punching trees, hallucinating plants, and being reminded why Aberration is not the friendliest place to spawn.

Whatโ€™s Next?

More chaos, more permadeath, and maybe even a few victories (no promises). Stay tuned!

Behind the Blog: ARK Map Page Expansion โ€“ All Maps, All Mayhem (In Progress)

Quick update! Iโ€™m in the process of expanding the ARK Survival Evolved map page to cover all Switch maps โ€” because one deadly dino-infested region just isnโ€™t enough.


๐Ÿฆ– A Little Update from the Blog Frontlines

Iโ€™m currently working on expanding the ARK Survival Evolved map page โ€” the goal is to cover all of the maps available on Switch. From the dunes of Scorched Earth to the terrifying depths of Aberration, I want the page to reflect the full dino-infested chaos thatโ€™s coming in my permadeath series.

If youโ€™re planning your own survival adventure (or just want to see where Iโ€™m likely to meet my end), you can check out the work in progress here: [link to my ARK map page].


โšก Why This Update?

With my upcoming ARK permadeath series in the works, it felt right to make sure the blogโ€™s map page reflects every hazardous region Iโ€™ll be facing. Because why limit myself to one place to get stomped on by dinos?


๐Ÿ“Œ Whatโ€™s Next?

Iโ€™ll keep updating the page as I go, I will also do another post when it’s finished, and Iโ€™ll be sharing more about my planned map order for the series soon. If youโ€™ve got a favorite (or most feared) ARK map, Iโ€™m always happy to hear it!

Also expect a new Day One Diary in ARK hopefully sooner than later. I’m paying a visit to Aberration and if I’m honest, genuinely had a lot fun there

Behind the Blog: ARK Plans, Minecraft Madness, and Whatโ€™s Coming Next

A peek behind the scenes at Survivor Incognito! Iโ€™m planning an epic ARK map-hopping permadeath series, scheming up Minecraft chaos with 15 survival rules, and plotting the next waves of mayhem.

I figured it was time for a little behind the blog moment โ€” because while my in-game characters are busy getting eaten, frozen, or flattened, Iโ€™m quietly plotting even more ways to make their (and my) lives harder. Hereโ€™s whatโ€™s brewing in the background of Survivor Incognito.

๐Ÿฆ– ARK: One Map Just Isnโ€™t Enough

If you thought Day One Diaries for ARK: Survival Evolved was the end of my dino-related disastersโ€ฆ oh no. The plan is to turn ARK into a full permadeath series where I attempt to survive across all the Switch maps. That means scorched deserts, radiation zones, angry dinos, and probably at least one embarrassing death involving a dodo.

Right now, Iโ€™m working on:

  • Fine-tuning the settings so itโ€™s challenging, but not โ€œspawn, breathe, dieโ€ levels of misery.
  • Figuring out a sensible (or chaotic) map progression โ€” because who doesnโ€™t want to see me go from Midlands 4 to Aberration and beyond?

This new series will (hopefully) kick off after the ARK Day One Diaries finish, so stay tuned!

โ›๏ธ Minecraft: 15 Rules of Mayhem

Yes, Iโ€™m also eyeing Minecraft. But not just any survival run โ€” Iโ€™m planning a permadeath challenge with a twist:

  • ๐Ÿ‘‰ Iโ€™ll start with a list of 15 survival rules.
  • ๐Ÿ‘‰ Each day, I have to follow one rule.
  • ๐Ÿ‘‰ If I fail? The next day Iโ€™ll have to follow two rules at once.
  • ๐Ÿ‘‰ Keep failing? Enjoy juggling three, four, five rulesโ€ฆ you get the idea.

Itโ€™s part survival, part self-sabotage, part comedy. Iโ€™m still finalizing the rules (because letโ€™s be honest, there are so many ways to make this worse for myself). Expect everything from โ€œno weapons todayโ€ to โ€œyou must sleep every night or else.โ€

๐Ÿ”œ Whatโ€™s Coming Next

In the meantime, the usual suspects continue:

  • SnowRunner: The Permagear Diaries are ready to get muddy.
  • Dredge: Madness? What madness? Iโ€™m totally fine.
  • The Cold Chronicles: Still cold. Still surviving. Somehow.
  • Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Stealth archer life, mostly.
  • Grounded: Where the backyard is the scariest place Iโ€™ve ever been.

Thanks for following along! If youโ€™re enjoying the ride (or the wrecks), make sure to subscribe or follow on Tumblr, Facebook, or Bluesky. Chaos loves company.

Hereโ€™s What You Missed This Week โ€“ Survivor Incognito Recap

Itโ€™s been another action-packed week of survival, chaos, and questionable decisions over at Survivor Incognito. If youโ€™ve been busy wrestling giant crabs, flipping trucks, or dodging ghost fish, hereโ€™s your chance to catch up!


๐ŸŒจ๏ธ Monday โ€“ Why I Made SnowRunner Permadeath

I broke down the logic (or madness?) behind turning SnowRunner into a permadeath challenge. Because nothing says โ€œrelaxing driveโ€ like knowing one bad flip could end it all. [Read More Here]


๐ŸŒŠ Tuesday โ€“ Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Day Four

The sea giveth, the sea taketh awayโ€ฆ and sometimes it just giveth more terror. Day Four of my Dredge permadeath series saw the madness meter creeping ever higher. [Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Day Four]


๐Ÿบ Wednesday โ€“ The Cold Chronicles โ€“ Day Seven

Another day, another frostbite risk. My Voyageur survivor braved the cold and the chaos as we inch further into this brutal Long Dark journey. [The Cold Chronicles Day Seven: A Voyageurโ€™s Tale of The Long Dark]


๐Ÿน Thursday โ€“ Sneak, Snipe, Repeat โ€“ Day Nine

The Argonian archer continued slinking through Skyrim, proving that stealth is greatโ€”right up until it isnโ€™t. Day Nine brought more dragons, more necromancy, and more โ€œhow did that go so wrong?โ€ moments. [Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival Day Nine]


๐Ÿœ Friday โ€“ Grounded: Day Two

The backyard is still terrifying. Day Two brought more bugs, more base-building, and more moments of me asking why I ever thought permadeath was a good idea here. [The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath โ€“ Day Two]


๐Ÿฆ– Saturday โ€“ Day One Diaries of ARK: Survival Evolved Announced

Big news! I announced the upcoming Day One Diaries for ARK: Survival Evolved. Expect dinos, disasters, and probably a lot of running for my life. [Get the details here]

๐ŸŽ‰ 500 Views of Portable Chaos โ€“ Thank You for Stopping By!

Survivor Incognito has crossed 500 views! A huge thank you to everyone whoโ€™s joined the portable survival chaos. Hereโ€™s to more maps, more diaries, and probably more regrettable decisions.


57 Days. 500 Views. And At Least That Many Bad Spear Throws.

Somehow, this little survival corner of the internet has crossed 500 viewsโ€”and I want to say a huge thank you to everyone whoโ€™s visited, clicked, or accidentally found the blog while looking for something else entirely. (Hey, Iโ€™ll take it.)

When I started Survivor Incognito 57 days ago, it was just a space to share:

Survival game stories (usually featuring questionable decisions)

Maps and guides (so you donโ€™t get lost like I do)

And a lot of Switch-based chaos


Fast forward to today, and Iโ€™m genuinely thrilled that over 500 viewsโ€™ worth of folks have joined in. Whether you came for ARK maps, The Long Dark Customloper settings, Skyrim survival mishaps, or just to watch the chaos unfoldโ€”thank you.


๐Ÿš€ Whatโ€™s Next?

The chaos continues:

The Day One Diaries: ARK Edition is launching soon, filling the weekend gaps with fresh prehistoric panic.

The map pages and hubs will keep growing as I explore (and inevitably die in) new places.

More survival stories, more bad ideas, and probably more pinecone tea. Expect more information soon.


๐Ÿงญ Thanks for Joining the Journey

Iโ€™m just getting started. If youโ€™ve enjoyed the blog so far: โžก Bookmark the site
โžก Share it with fellow Switch survival fans
โžก Or just stick around for the next 500 views of portable disaster.

Hereโ€™s to the next milestoneโ€”and to thriving, not just surviving.

๐Ÿฆ– Day One Diaries: ARK Edition โ€“ Now Filling the Weekend Gaps

Day One Diaries returns with an ARK twist! Each short entry covers the first chaotic 24 hours on every map in ARK: Survival Evolved for the Nintendo Switch. Chaos, dinos, and bad decisions await.


So, People Have Been Clicking the ARK Map Pageโ€ฆ

โ€ฆand thatโ€™s either a promising sign or a harbinger of incoming disaster.

Either way, welcome to a brand-new side series here on Survivor Incognito:

> ๐ŸŽฎ Day One Diaries: ARK Edition
A bite-sized, chaos-fueled survival journal where I explore the first 24 hours on every ARK map available on the Nintendo Switch.

This series is coming soon and will drop on one of the blogโ€™s quieter daysโ€”Mondays, Saturdays, and Sundaysโ€”to fill in the gaps with some portable prehistoric panic.


๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ What to Expect

Each post will document:

โ€ข Where I spawned

โ€ข What I crafted (poorly)

โ€ข What inevitably killed me

And whether I learned anything (spoiler: probably not)


These arenโ€™t full playthroughsโ€”theyโ€™re glorified diary entries of my first day of disaster, all tied together with maps, Switch gameplay quirks, and whatever half-baked strategy I manage to invent before something eats me.


โœ… Already Posted

Iโ€™ve already covered the following maps in earlier posts:

The Island

Scorched Earth


So I wonโ€™t be redoing those. Instead, Iโ€™ll link back to those entries when their time comes in the lineup.


๐ŸŒ‹ Whatโ€™s Next?

From here, itโ€™s on to the rest of the maps available on the Nintendo Switch:

โ€ข Aberration

โ€ข Extinction

โ€ข Genesis Part 1

โ€ข Genesis Part 2

โ€ข Ragnarok (DLC)

Each time I publish a new Day One Diary, Iโ€™ll also update the ARK Map Hub with:

โ€ข The region map

โ€ข Survival notes

โ€ข Links to the interactive resource map

โ€ข Possibly a eulogy


๐Ÿงช A Preview of What Youโ€™re In For…

To set the mood, hereโ€™s a flawlessly accurate preview of what I expect my time in Aberration to look likeโ€”courtesy of Neebs Gaming:

> ๐ŸŽฅ Simon vs. Snake โ€“ Neebs Gaming in Aberration
Simonโ€™s alone. Eating peanuts. Thereโ€™s a snake. Panic ensues.

Itโ€™s everything ARK represents: snack time, followed by betrayal and screaming.


๐ŸŽฌ Chaos You Can Count On

If something truly unhinged happens during one of these Day One sessionsโ€”and letโ€™s be honest, it willโ€”itโ€™ll earn its own spotlight as a Survivorโ€™s Shorts post.

Because some moments of portable disaster deserve a dedicated write-upโ€ฆ especially the ones where I genuinely thought I was safe and then immediately wasnโ€™t.


๐Ÿ“… First Entry Drops Soon

Check back next Saturday for Day One in The Islandโ€”the first stop on this tour of Switch-based suffering. Followed by Scorched Earth the next week, and then finally, Aberration.

Expect bioluminescent fungus, regret, and gravity issues. See you there.

๐Ÿ›  Behind the Blog: Why I Made SnowRunner Permadeath (and How Itโ€™s Somehow Working)

Youโ€™d think SnowRunner would be the calm one.

No wolves. No starvation. No sanity meter. Just trucks, mud, and the occasional fallen powerline. And yet, when I started playing, I realized something important:

I had the perfect canvas for portable permadeath chaos.
I just needed a few extra rules (and a slightly reckless imagination).

๐ŸŽฎ Why Permadeath?

Honestly? For the drama. The stakes. The thrill of knowing that if I lose a truck, it’s gone. It turns every route into a calculated risk, every muddy hill into a potential obituary.

Normal SnowRunner is about problem solving. Permadeath SnowRunner is about character. I named my trucks. I argued with myself about whether I could save one stuck in a ditch. And somehow, that made it all feel more alive.

๐Ÿ“‹ How I Fine-Tuned the Rules

Permadeath in a driving game isnโ€™t exactly a toggle, so I had to make it work manually. A few highlights from the rulebook:

  • No selling dead trucks for profit. You’re not a junkyard, you’re a survivor.
  • Every truck gets one lifeโ€”unless it’s truly recoverable later (aka, itโ€™s not a ghost story).
  • Upgrades? Optional. Some may say I’m making things harder. Others say I’m making them funnier.

๐Ÿš› Meet the Cast

So far the crew includes:

  • Scout โ€“ plucky, chaotic energy.
  • Mac (GMC) โ€“ the dependable workhorse.
  • Frank (Fleetstar) โ€“ big, bold, and stuck somewhere inconvenient.

Yes, I name my trucks. No, I wonโ€™t apologize.

๐Ÿงญ What’s Next?

More entries for The Permagear Diaries, of course. Iโ€™m stacking up posts behind the scenes before I start the full series rolloutโ€”but this chaotic convoy is very much in motion.

In the meantime, Iโ€™d love to hear:

If you had to permadeath one of your favourite gamesโ€ฆ which would it be, and how much therapy would you need after?

Itโ€™s Friday the 13th โ€“ Zombie Army Trilogy Day One Diary Is Now Live

What better day to fight Nazi zombies than Friday the 13th?

The first entry in my Zombie Army Trilogy experience is now live on the blog. I step into the boots of Hermann Wolf, load into โ€œThe Berlin Horror,โ€ and quickly learn that ammo is limited, aim is important, and zombies donโ€™t like staying dead.

Expect:

โ— Occult seals

โ— Suicidal zombies

โ— A lot of shotgun usage

โ— And the slow decline of my confidence in Marksman difficulty


All of that โ€” and more โ€” in Zombie Army Trilogy: Day One Diary.
Read it now… if you dare.

๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ”— Day One Diary – Zombie Army Trilogy

Grounded: The Backyard Trials starts next week

Survivor Incognito: Zombie Army Trilogy โ€“ Day One Diary

The dead walk as Operation Z begins. My first steps into Zombie Army Trilogy involve headshots, missed shots, occult seals, suicidal zombies, and plenty of shotgun diplomacy. A new Day One Diary begins.


Welcome to Berlin. It’s… worse than usual.

Character: Hermann Wolf
Difficulty: Marksman
Enemy Setup: Suitable for solo play
Chapter: The Berlin Horror โ€” Village of the Dead

I load in and am immediately greeted with a very angry Hitler standing in front of a map. His mood is about as good as you’d expect from someone losing a war. After shooting one of his own soldiers in cold blood, he calmly orders the others to initiate Plan Z.

Spoiler: Plan Z involves zombies. Lots of zombies.

With the undead now walking the earth, I stick with the default loadout for the mission and head out. The early zombies are pretty easy to deal with โ€” basic headshots handle most of them โ€” but the game is very quick to teach me a lesson: shoot for the head or they get back up. One particular zombie helpfully demonstrates this right in front of me. Noted.


My Aim Needs Some Work

I reach the village where an occult seal blocks my path forward. Naturally, the only way to break it is to wipe out every zombie in the area. Easy enough in theory โ€” if I could actually hit all my headshots. Apparently, Marksman difficulty still expects me to be able to aim. This might be a problem.


Shotgun Solutions

Once I break through the seal, I spot what I assume is the safe room โ€” only to find that zombies have already moved in. The housewarming party is very much still in progress.

Plan B: Shotgun. I head upstairs, camp at the top of the staircase, and turn the whole thing into a makeshift meat grinder. Zombies may be many things, but smart isnโ€™t one of them. They obligingly walk straight into a wall of buckshot.

Of course, this strategy does have a minor flaw: limited shotgun ammo. Once Iโ€™m reasonably confident the room has stopped moving, I make a run for the actual safe room.


Just One More Room…

With some momentum, I decide to press on to the next safe room.

Early on, I manage to score a satisfying two-for-one kill with my sniper rifle โ€” a brief moment where I start to feel almost competent. Naturally, that confidence doesnโ€™t last: a zombie manages to sneak up behind me and reminds me why I shouldn’t get cocky.

I soon find another occult seal and am told to investigate a mysterious skull. Since nothing good ever comes from mysterious occult skulls, I lay down some trip wires before interacting with it. My instincts prove correct: Iโ€™m immediately thrown into a siege.


Suicidal Tendencies

Midway through the siege, I meet a new type of zombie: suicidal ones, complete with grenades strapped to them as they charge at me screaming. Lovely.

Fortunately, I have grenades of my own. No matter how many I take out, more keep arriving. Eventually, the wave dies down and I make a break for the second safe room โ€” but not before one last zombie manages to slip past my shot, forcing a bit of panicked dodging. More suicidal zombies show up as well. I get the feeling this won’t be the last time I see them.

With the coast finally clear, I dive into the second safe room and slam the door shut. Thatโ€™s enough zombie nonsense for one day.


Day One Summary

โœ… Two safe rooms reached

โœ… First siege survived

โœ… New enemy type met (suicidal zombies)

โœ… Sniper skills: mixed

โœ… Shotgun skills: heavily relied upon


If you enjoyed this, please check out my other Day One Diaries | Survival Game Playthroughs & First-Day Survival Challenges

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