🧭 Coming Next Week

Survival gets messier. And colder

We made it through another week of frostbite, undead assassins, and poor life choices involving torches. Here’s what’s (hopefully) coming next week:

The Long Dark Region Maps Page

The Great Bear Island and Far Territory anchors are live. Up next: finishing the region write-ups, transition zones, and making sure Transfer Pass behaves itself. I’m hoping to get this finished up before the next day of A Voyageur’s Tale is up.

Sneak, Snipe, Repeat Day 2

The Golden Claw waits, and so do the draugr. Next week, I brave Bleak Falls Barrow armed with low expectations, a questionable sense of direction, and necromancy. Because if someone’s gotta die in that ruin, it might as well be twice.

[Begin Your Journey Here]

A Voyageur’s Tale Day 3

I try to escape Desolation Point. Spoiler: the wolves have other plans. There will be storms, missteps, and probably a desperate sprint across a broken bridge. Again.

[Begin Your Journey Here]

Also, quick note: I’m updating the front page of the blog! You’ll find some new sections, updated links, and a cleaner layout, so keep an eye out for those changes. It’s all part of making your journey through my survival stories just a little smoother.

100 Views and Counting – You Lot Are Gluttons for Punishment

Somehow, 100 people have visited this blog. Whether you came here by accident, curiosity, or you just enjoy secondhand frostbite, thanks for stopping by.

I’m about 75% done with the Long Dark region maps page, which will include:

Clickable region maps

Survival advice (questionable but heartfelt)

All zones: Great Bear, Far Territory, and transition maps


It’s coming soon. Until then, stay fed, stay warm, and don’t trust the ice.

🧭 Survivor Incognito Weekly Recap

Missed this week’s survival misadventures? Here’s your one-stop recap of ARK, Skyrim, and The Long Dark escapades, plus a sneak peek at what’s coming next.



🔥 What You May Have Missed

Day One Diary – ARK: Scorched Earth

Woke up in a desert, punched a cactus, and got killed by a doedicurus. Survival at its finest.

Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival Day One

Escaped Helgen, fought bandits and picked flowers. Activated Survival Mode because I enjoy suffering.

Cold Chronicles: A Voyageur’s Tale – Day Two

Still cold. Still lost. Now with more wolf dodging and questionable life choices.


🛠️ Blog Updates This Week

Launched Day One Diaries for ARK

Began my life as a Stealth Archer in Skyrim Survial

Continued Cold Chronicles with Day 2

Teased upcoming content to keep you (and me) on our toes


Stay tuned for more survival tales, misadventures, and the occasional accidental success.

Survivor’s Log – The Cold Chronicles Day 2 Incoming

Brace Yourselves: More Bad Decisions in the Cold Are Coming Today

The next entry in The Cold Chronicles: A Voyageur’s Tale of The Long Dark drops later today. Expect questionable survival strategies, accidental sprains, and the kind of looting choices that make future-you roll their eyes.

Check back soon—because nothing says cozy like reading about frostbite from the comfort of your warm couch.

Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival Day One is Live!

Cold winds, a dragon attack, and no meat from wolves? My Skyrim survival journey has officially begun. I chose the Argonian life, followed Hadvar through Helgen, and cleared out Embershard Mine with a mishmash of magic, mace, and misfired arrows. Survival Mode’s no joke—I’m freezing, starving, and seriously questioning those wolves’ loot tables.

Day One is live now—check out how my sneaky, hungry Argonian got started!

Read Day One of Sneak, Snipe, Repeat Here

Survivor’s Log: Scorched Earth – Day One Now Live!

You’d think spawning in a desert would teach someone a little humility.
You’d be wrong.

I took my first dusty steps into ARK: Scorched Earth on easy mode—and let’s just say it didn’t go as planned. There were bushes to punch, shirts to accidentally mass-produce, and a doedicurus with a very personal vendetta.

Curious how it all went down?
Check out the full Day 1 Diary now and witness my first sunburned stumble through the sand:

Read the full post here

Survivor Incognito: Voyageur Playthrough for The Long Dark on Nintendo Switch – Day 1

Voyageur Day One: Desolation Point Disasters


Kicking off my Voyageur playthrough of The Long Dark on Nintendo Switch, I found myself dropped into the icy isolation of Desolation Point. Between dodging wolves, scavenging for supplies, and discovering that boats are only useful when not frozen solid, it was a classic first day in the apocalypse. Want to know how I fared (and how many times I nearly froze to death)?

Read Day One of my Voyageur Playthrough in Desolation Point

ARK: Survival Evolved – Day 1 on The Island: Dodos, Dilophosaurs, and Dubious Decisions

My Day 1 in ARK: Survival Evolved on The Island began with the classic survival starter pack: confusion, panic, and punching a tree with my bare hands. From crafting a questionable cloth shirt to accidentally angering a dilophosaur, this first day was all about learning the hard way — mostly through trial, error, and mildly heroic fleeing. Want to see how it all went down (and how I barely made it back up again)?

Read The Full Day One Adventure Here

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