The backyard is officially open for business — and survival!
I’m excited to announce that both The Backyard Trials hub page and the full Grounded Rules of Survival are now live on Survivor Incognito.
In this permadeath run through Grounded, I’ll be taking on the full backyard, one day at a time, where every ant, spider, and angry bug can bring the entire run crashing down. One life. No second chances.
✅ You can now check out:
The Backyard Trials Hub: [The Backyard Trails]
Grounded Rules of Survival: [Grounded Rules of Survival]
The first day of the run will be launching soon — and from there, we’ll see just how far I can make it before something inevitably goes horribly wrong.
As always: survival is optional. Panic is guaranteed.
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Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival — Launches Tomorrow
Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival begins tomorrow on Survivor Incognito. A new permadeath series exploring the dangerous waters of Dredge on Nintendo Switch.
The next permadeath adventure begins tomorrow!
In Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival, we dive headfirst into the strange world of Dredge. Expect dangerous fishing trips, hallucinations, strange encounters, and plenty of questionable choices as we attempt to survive one day at a time.
Day One drops tomorrow — stay tuned right here on Survivor Incognito as the madness begins.
Friday Fright Is Coming – Something’s Stirring Beneath the Waves
A new survival series is surfacing on Survivor Incognito this Friday. It’s cold. It’s wet. And it wants to be seen. Welcome to Friday Fright.
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You’ve braved the cold.
You’ve dodged dinosaurs.
You’ve survived Skyrim without socks.
Now it’s time to confront something older… and deeper.
This Friday, Survivor Incognito plunges into the unknown with the launch of a new weekly series:
Friday Fright – where survival meets suspense, and things don’t just go bump in the night—they slither, stalk, and stare back.
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What to Expect:
New Friday posts exploring the eerie, the strange, and the just plain cursed corners of survival gaming.
Permadeath challenges with a twist—when the danger isn’t just wolves or weather, but something… weirder.
Short stories from the edge of logic, sanity, and safe game design.
The first entry will be revealed this Friday at 5PM GMT.
Hold your breath. Not all horrors come from the land.
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Here’s What’s Coming Next Week on Survivor Incognito
Another week, another round of questionable life choices in wildly inhospitable environments. Here’s what’s landing on the blog over the next few days:
Monday – Day One Diary: No Man’s Sky
Stranded on a frozen planet with nothing but a busted scanner and a dream. Thermal protection is falling faster than my confidence, and there are plants that bite back. Perfect start, really.
Wednesday – Day One Diary: Customloper – The Long Dark
My gentler Interloper settings meet the frozen coast of the Coastal Highway. Looting begins, weather disagrees, and the chaos is only just getting started. First steps on a new permadeath run which will be starting June 8th.
Thursday – Skyrim Survival Day 5
My Argonian stealth archer continues his journey across the frosty north—this time, with fewer torches, more panic, and an increasing failing at slealth. Good times.
Friday – The Long Dark – Day 5 (Voyageur Run)
Blizzards, bears, and birch bark. What could go wrong? Find out as the saga of survival (and accidental near-death experiences) rolls on.
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As always, all runs are permadeath, all chaos is real, and all posts go live at 1PM GMT.
Got a favourite so far? Curious about what’s next? Feel free to leave a comment—or just quietly judge my survival decisions from afar.
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Here’s What You Missed This Week – Permadeath and Prybars
Survival, strategy, and a fair bit of falling into things.
It’s been another chaotic but oddly satisfying week at Survivor Incognito, where the snow is endless, the bandits are clingy, and my survival strategy often involves “run first, question everything later.” Here’s what dropped this week:
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Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Day 3
A High Elf ambush kicked off the day, because Skyrim doesn’t believe in subtlety. Our Dragonborn-in-training wandered into Whiterun with no torch, accidentally handed in a quest they’d already completed, became Thane, fought a dragon, and looted half the city’s cheese stockpile—all without a working flashlight.
Read the chaos here:
Day 3 – Whiterun Welcomes Me
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The Cold Chronicles – Day 4
Our Voyageur finally escaped Crumbling Highway, stepping into Coastal Highway only to meet gale-force winds, a casual bear, and wolves with a personal vendetta. Despite blizzards and a questionable cliff descent, they found shelter, loot, and just so many prybars.
Read it here:
Day 4 – A Voyageur’s Tale of The Long Dark
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New Pages Launched
The Graveyard
Where runs go when they’ve gone… poorly. From unexpected wolf attacks to permadeath pratfalls, this page memorializes your greatest “oops.”
Visit The Graveyard
Rules of Survival
A breakdown of how I play survival games on the blog: permadeath is non-negotiable, no cheats, no take-backs, no mercy. Also includes series-specific rules for The Long Dark, Skyrim, and No Man’s Sky.
Read the Rules
Customloper Settings
Tired of Interloper crushing your soul but still want a challenge? Enter: Customloper—Interloper weather with settings that don’t make you cry into your bedroll. Full settings list, and a FAQ included.
See the Settings
Customloper: The Long Dark Challenge That Outlasted the Challenge
For the past 6–7 months, I’ve been running a custom difficulty mode in The Long Dark. The goal was simple: I wanted to keep the spirit of Voyageur—but with a dose of Stalker and a blast of Interloper.. After testing and tweaking, here’s where I landed:
- Voyageur-level of loot – because scrounging should feel rewarding
- Wildlife set between Voyageur and Stalker – you’re not safe, but you’re not helpless
- Interloper weather – cold enough to regret every decision
It wasn’t meant to be a thing, but after two runs, it kind of is:
- My first run ended in Forlorn Muskeg, trying to reach Mountain Town after coming back from the Airfield. Spoiler alert: The ice got me again. I think I lasted maybe a week in-game
- The other? I’m sitting at around 60 days, and still alive in Mystery Lake… but after dropping four bears, I realised I might have broken the game’s spirit before it broke mine.
So now I’m bringing my Customloper game to the blog properly.
Coming Soon:
- A full breakdown of every setting I use
- The actual Customloper code so you can try it yourself
- A brand new Day One Diary – Because I honestly can’t remember anything about my original first day
- Plus survival tips for weather that makes Interloper look like light snow
This isn’t Interloper.
It’s Interloper with options—and that might be even more dangerous.
Wait—Isn’t This Blog About Easier Survival?
It is. And that hasn’t changed.
Customloper isn’t about going full Interloper. It’s about dialing in a challenge that keeps things tense but playable. Think of it as controlled chaos—for players who want pressure without the permadeath purgatory.
Think you can survive it? The full code drops soon. Stay tuned
Skyrim Survival Mode – Day 4 Teaser: Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Frost
Teaser for Day 4 of my Skyrim Survival Mode run. Cold weather, fireballs, and one very overworked Argonian.
On Day 4, I leave Whiterun behind in search of adventure, loot, and maybe a bit of common sense (no luck there). But what I do find: hostile mages, freezing winds, and the dawning realization that maybe necromancy is the best form of pest control.
Full entry lands Saturday.
Bring a torch. Trust me.
Skyrim Day 3 Incoming + Blog Updates!
Skyrim Survival – Day 3 drops this Wednesday. After reaching Whiterun, I get caught up in the city’s favorite pastime: dragon slaying. Spoiler—my attempt at stealth archery is about as subtle as a mammoth in a library.
In the meantime, the blog’s had a few upgrades:
- The Skyrim Hub is now live! It’s the central place for the full survival run and all related content.
- The Long Dark Hub It’s the central place for the full survival run and all related content.
- The Graveyard is open—every permadeath now gets logged, labelled, and (lightly) mocked.
- The FAQ page answers burning questions like “Why the Switch?” and “Was that death avoidable?” (Usually: yes.)
New content’s coming. Expect chaos. Bring your torch.
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The Long Dark Beginner’s Guide is Now Live!
Just starting out in The Long Dark on Nintendo Switch? Cold, hungry, and not sure what you’re doing? I’ve got you covered.
The Beginner’s Guide is now live—and it walks you through:
● Choosing the right difficulty
● Where to start (hint: not on a mountain)
● Managing warmth, hunger, thirst, and rest
● Understanding the User Hub
● What to actually do in your first in-game week
Plus, there’s a full controls table and region map to stop you from wandering in circles.
Here’s What’s Ahead This Week – Survivor Incognito Update
Coming Up This Week:
1. Skyrim Survival Day Three:
○ Our Argonian survivor continues their frigid, torchless march through Skyrim.
○ Follow the chaos and check out the full series on the Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival page.
2. The Long Dark Day Four:
○ More snow, more mistakes, and fewer calories
○ Full playthrough available on the The Cold Chronicles: A Voyageur’s Tale of The Long Dark page.
In Case You Missed It:
- We’ve covered some basic Rules of Survival already:
○ If the game let’s you cheat death (The Long Dark, looking at you), we don’t take the offer.
○ Difficulty stays low, but decisions still have consequences.
- Expect more games to enter rotation soon – but the current runs must end first. That’s the deal.
In The Works:
● Beginner’s Guide: How To Survive Your First Week in The Long Dark
A practical walk through focusing on Mystery Lake. For players who want survival not suffering.
● No Man’s Sky – Survival Series Pending
The space odyssey is on standby. It won’t launch until one of the current playthroughs wraps up. That gives me time to build out a few early entries before going live.
