Life rolled a natural 1 on me recently, so a few things behind the scenes went sideways. Nothing I’m getting into here, but let’s just say the last couple of weeks have been… a mood.
Because of that, you might have seen some series haven’t been getting entries. This is because some series are getting a short pause. I’m not shelving anything — just conserving energy and picking the things I can actually handle without setting myself on fire in the process.
For now, the Mario 64 Randomizer stays active, because jumping into chaos with a plumber is about the level of brain power I have. The bigger, heavier series will return once real life stops speed-running me.
Thanks for sticking around while I respawn a bit.
Sunburnt & Sinking – A Stranded Deep Survival Diary: Day Three
Sunburnt & Sinking: A Stranded Deep Survival Diary – Day 3
Difficulty: Normal
Optional Features: Permadeath enabled (naturally)
“Hydration success, culinary failure, and the return of a long-lost knife.”
Weather / Loot / Mood
- Weather: Warm morning sun, light breeze, suspiciously perfect for false optimism
- Loot: Cloth (from mystery container), water still, refined knife (found in sand), shattered coconut dreams
- Mood: Parched → euphoric → regretful → betrayed
Water Still Victory
I woke with a tongue like sandpaper and the hydration levels of a sun-bleached raisin. Today’s mission was clear: build a water still. The problem? I had no cloth — or at least, that’s what I believed.
While digging through my supplies, I remembered the sealed storage container I’d been dragging around like some clueless beach hoarder. Inside, lying there like a treasure in a castaway’s dream, was one glorious piece of cloth. Just enough for what I needed.
Moments later, I had all the parts gathered, and the still was built — my first real piece of survival infrastructure. It stood proudly in the sand, a guarantee that thirst would no longer be my most urgent problem. I almost gave it a name.
Floating Cloth and Coconut Regrets
Of course, before the still came together, my cloth had to put on a show. When I dropped it on the ground, it stood upright like it was trying to defy gravity — or audition for a magic act. Strange, yes, but soon incorporated into my new pride and joy.
With water secured, I turned my attention to food. Variety was key — crabs and coconuts had kept me alive so far, but they weren’t exactly a balanced diet. I set my sights on fish, convinced a fire spit would be my ticket to grilled seafood glory.
But first, a quick survival PSA: never eat too many coconuts. The consequences are… unpleasant. I’ll spare you the details, but let’s just say my digestive system filed an official complaint and threatened industrial action.
Island Limits & A Knife’s Return
My island had been generous, but the easy loot was running out. If I wanted to thrive — or even just eat something different — I’d have to explore further afield. I wasn’t ready for that kind of commitment, but survival doesn’t really take “maybe later” as an answer.
While gathering materials for the journey, I spotted something glinting in the sand. It was my refined knife — the same one I’d apparently dropped days ago, possibly while fleeing a crab with attitude issues. I picked it up and welcomed it back into my inventory like an old friend who’d just wandered back from the pub.
I also discovered I could make a wooden farming plot. Long-term food production sounded fantastic… until I realised I didn’t have a hoe. That idea went straight onto my “future ambitions” list, somewhere between “build a smoker” and “stop capsizing my raft.”
The Fire Spit Betrayal
Finally, the fire spit was built, my visions of sizzling fish nearly within reach. I placed my catch over the fire and… nothing. Turns out the fire spit is not the universal cooking solution I hoped for. Apparently, fish require a more advanced setup — a smoker, or perhaps a deal with the culinary gods.
So the day ended with me sipping fresh water and eating yet more crab, while the dream of grilled fish drifted out to sea like an unanchored raft. Still, progress had been made: hydration secured, knife recovered, lesson learned.
Tomorrow, I’ll brave the sea and head for another island. If I find my way back here, great. If not… well, coconuts probably taste the same everywhere.
Continue the Journey
More from Stranded Deep
- Stranded Deep Hub — all entries and related pages.
Sunburnt & Sinking – A Stranded Deep Survival Diary: Day Two
Sunburnt & Sinking: A Stranded Deep Survival Diary – Day 2
Difficulty: Normal
Optional Features: Permadeath enabled (naturally)
“Water is scarce, knives keep breaking, and coconuts betray me.”
Weather / Loot / Mood
- Weather: Sunny with a calm breeze, deceptively inviting for a day of mistakes
- Loot: Two refined knives (both broken), crude knife, potato crop, yucca fruit, several speared fish
- Mood: Parched → resourceful → frustrated → plotting escape
Death by Dehydration and Knife-Based Regret
Day 2 started the way all my survival days seem to — fighting to stay alive with fewer resources than the average beach picnic. Water was the clear priority, so I cracked open a few coconuts to keep my hydration meter from flatlining. Just as I started to feel less like a dried-out husk and more like an actual human being… snap. My refined knife broke in my hand.
One second I had my most valuable tool, the next it was reduced to the kind of scrap metal you’d find washed up on a stormy shore. With it gone, my ability to gather resources properly took a nosedive, and I was back to square one.
Knife? Check. Brain? Debatable.
Thankfully, making a crude knife was easy enough. Unfortunately, I forgot that I could use that knife to craft another refined one. It was like having the solution in my pocket but refusing to read the instructions. In my defence, dehydration may have been quietly sabotaging my brain function.
When I finally pieced it together, I felt like the island’s least stylish blacksmith, reforging my refined knife like it was a lost relic. Feeling smug, I checked the crafting menu for new possibilities. A fire pit? Doable and quick. A water still? Perfect — except it needed cloth. And cloth, as far as I could tell, was rarer on this island than polite seagulls.
My Kingdom for a Rag
The water still became my new obsession. If I could build one, I’d solve my hydration issues for good. But without cloth, it was a dream just out of reach. I decided to prepare the other materials in advance, so all I’d need to do was slot the fabric into place once I found it.
In the process, I managed to break my second refined knife of the day. The culprit? The island’s one unyielding yucca tree, which I kept attacking like it was hiding a secret stash of loot. If anything, it only seemed to grow more smug about my failures. On the bright side, my scavenging turned up a potato crop and a yucca fruit — the makings of a future farm if I could ever get beyond the “not dying of thirst” stage of survival.
Spearfishing for Sadness
Needing a morale boost, I took to the ocean with a crude spear, ready to prove I could at least feed myself. The fish were easy enough to catch — a few quick jabs and they were mine. I strutted back to shore with my haul, already picturing a beachside fish roast.
That fantasy crumbled faster than my knives when I discovered my fire pit wasn’t suitable for cooking fish. Apparently, I needed something more advanced — a smoker, a spit, or possibly a degree in tropical culinary arts. The fish went into storage, and my dreams went up in smoke without ever lighting the fire.
As the sun set, I stared out toward the horizon. Tomorrow, I’d choose an island and head for it. Either it would have cloth, or I’d be stuck crafting a distress flag out of coconut husks, stubborn yucca bark, and pure spite.
Continue the Journey
More from Stranded Deep
- Stranded Deep Hub — all entries and related pages.
Sunburnt & Sinking – A Stranded Deep Survival Diary: Day One
Sunburnt & Sinking: A Stranded Deep Survival Diary – Day 1
Difficulty: Normal
Optional Features: Permadeath enabled (naturally)
“Crash-landed on an island, I fight crabs, climb trees, and light my first fire. Survival starts with chaos, coconuts, and questionable plants.”
Weather / Loot / Mood
- Weather: Calm seas, light breeze, deceptively peaceful for a day of disaster
- Loot: Raft, crude knife, refined knife, coconuts, crab meat, basic shelter
- Mood: Shocked → determined → mildly suspicious of the local wildlife
Would You Kindly Not Crash the Plane?
One moment, I was minding my own business on a plane. The next, someone must have read a note that said “would you kindly…” and down we went. If you know, you know. Coincidence? I think not.
Seconds later, I was dragging myself into a life raft, paddling (drifting?) toward the nearest island like a discount version of Tom Hanks in *Cast Away*. The ocean was calm, the sun was shining, and I had no idea that half the local wildlife would soon want me dead.
First Rule of Raft Club: Don’t Let It Float Away
I hit the shore and immediately dragged the raft up onto the sand. I’ve played enough survival games to know that if you don’t secure your transport, the game will absolutely make it vanish the second you turn your back. Raft secured, I went into scavenger mode, grabbing sticks, rocks, and whatever else looked remotely useful.
Not everything on this island was friendly. A particularly aggressive bush took a swipe at me as I got too close. I backed off, wounded in both pride and possibly my spleen. Clearly, the flora here had opinions about trespassers.
Knife to Meet You, Crabs
With my gathered resources, I crafted my first knife. Then I upgraded it to a refined knife, because the first one felt about as dangerous as a butter spreader. Time to test it out on something edible.
The game suggested crouching to hunt crabs. This, in practice, only made it easier for them to lunge at me. One particularly large crab came at me with the kind of aggression usually reserved for boss fights. Between this and the thorny bush, I was starting to wonder if the island had a “kill the newcomer” policy.
Still, I won the skirmish, and with crab meat in hand, it was time to cook. The war, however, was far from over.
Fire Good. Cooking Skill Better.
I built a campfire near the raft and fed it with sticks. Fire is life in survival games, and here was no exception. Apparently, just standing near it while food cooked would boost my Cooking skill — which meant I was now becoming a chef by proximity.
While the crab sizzled, I spotted a palm tree loaded with coconuts. In true castaway fashion, I scaled it like it owed me money, hacked down my prize, and enjoyed my first proper drink. Hydration secured. Hunger in progress.
The crab revenge counter was still open, but for now, I was alive and marginally full.
Shelter from the Darkness
As the sun dipped toward the horizon, I remembered one important fact: in Stranded Deep, you need a shelter to save the game. I went hunting for materials, avoiding the aggressive bush and giving any large crabs a suspicious side-eye.
One stubborn yucca plant refused to yield anything useful, so I abandoned it for a more cooperative one. A few resource-gathering trips later, I had what I needed. The shelter went up just as darkness settled over the island. I saved, collapsed into sleep, and mentally ticked off the tutorial as “complete.”
Tomorrow, the real work would begin: more tools, better food, and figuring out exactly how many plants on this island were actively trying to kill me. Bring it on, Stranded Deep.
Continue the Journey
More from Stranded Deep
- Stranded Deep Hub — all entries and related pages.
This Week on Survivor Incognito – Sinking In and Saying Goodbye
It’s a big week ahead on Survivor Incognito — we’re kicking off a brand new permadeath run, and also saying farewell to one of our longest-surviving characters.
- 🌊 Stranded Deep: Sunburnt & Sinking officially begins this week. Expect sharks, dehydration, raft regrets, and poor life choices from Day One.
- 🐍 Skyrim: The Eulogy will also be posted — a proper farewell to my Argonian survivor who gave it everything (except warmth, shelter, and a working torch).
It’s one of those weeks where we start something new and say goodbye to something old — which, let’s face it, is the rhythm of survival gaming.
Stick around. It’s going to be eventful.
Here’s What You Missed This Week
It’s been a big week at Survivor Incognito: a new diary began, another series ended, and a milestone snuck up on us. Here’s the full breakdown:
- Tuesday: Stranded Deep – Day One Diary (official permadeath run starts next week!)
- Wednesday: The Cold Chronicles – Day Nine
- Thursday: Sneak, Snipe, Repeat – Final Entry (eulogy coming next week)
- Friday: SnowRunner – Day Two, where I somehow end up on top of a mountain… with no plan for getting down.
We also launched the Subnautica Maps page this week, with a Subnautica: Below Zero map hub in the works too.
And lastly — a huge thank you: the blog passed 1,000 views this week! I’m currently plotting something fun as a proper thank-you to everyone who’s been reading, lurking, or laughing at my survival misfortunes.
More survival chaos (and a few heartfelt eulogies) coming next week.
Day One Diaries Return Tuesday – This Time, It’s Stranded Deep
Just a quick heads-up: a new Day One Diary drops this Tuesday, and we’re heading somewhere sunny… and deadly. That’s right — it’s time for Stranded Deep.
The Day One warm-up lands this week. The official permadeath run starts next week.
Get ready for sunburns, sharks, and me trying to build a raft that doesn’t immediately flip over.
Want to get caught up? Check out the hub page for Sunburnt & Sinking: A Stranded Deep Survival Diary.
Here’s What You Missed – Week of July 15th
Another week, another batch of survival stories wrapped in chaos and questionable decisions. Here’s what went down on Survivor Incognito this week:
- Tuesday: Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival – Final Entry
- Wednesday: The Cold Chronicles (Customloper) – Day Four
- Thursday: Sneak, Snipe, Repeat – Day Twelve
- Friday: SnowRunner Survival: The Permagear Diaries – Day One
That’s one series wrapped, one launched, and two still going strong.
Also, a quick thank you — last week the blog saw nearly 200 views. Whether you read one post or all of them, I appreciate you surviving alongside me (or at least watching me not survive).
On another note, the next few weeks are going to be busy for me. But I’ll do my best to keep the chaos here going
More mayhem next week.
This Week: One Ends, One Begins
Just a quick reminder that Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival wraps up this week. One last day of eldritch fishing, creeping madness, and questionable boat choices.
But the tide doesn’t settle for long — SnowRunner: The Permagear Diaries kicks off this Friday. Less sea, more sludge. And probably just as many bad decisions.
Stick around. The chaos continues.
Here’s What You Missed at Survivor Incognito
Another week, another set of chaotic survival tales. If you blinked, here’s what went live on the blog:
- Tuesday: Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival – Day Six
- Wednesday: The Cold Chronicles – Day Eight
- Thursday: Sneak, Snipe, Repeat – Day Eleven
- Friday: The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath – Final Entry
One story wraps up, others carry on. Thanks for tagging along—more survival chaos ahead next week.
