Super Mario 64 Randomizer โ Log 12: Every Door Is a Trick
Progress: 60 Stars Reached
Platform: Steam Deck
Settings: Vanilla Mario & Music
I set off with a clear goal: the Snowmanโs Land door.
On the way, I try the Tiny-Huge Island painting. Still locked. Still mocking me.
Back to Snowmanโs Land. I open the door, jump in, and immediately realise somethingโs wrong.
Behind the painting is Dire Dire Docks.
At this point, Iโve stopped being surprised.
Dire Dire Docks: Progress, Eventually
I start with the chests. I get distracted by coins almost instantly, then remember why Iโm here.
Most of the chests are grouped together, which makes this far easier than expected. One is awkward, but manageable.
Next up: the Manta Ray.
I miss rings in ways that feel intentional. Bad angles. Poor timing. Repeated failure.
Eventually, I abandon the attempt and swim into the other area of the docks.
Bowserโs submarine isnโt there. Heโs clearly moved on.
That at least makes grabbing stars painless.
Stars, Water, and Poor Decisions
With the sub gone, I clean up:
- A floating water star
- The Jet Stream star
I give the Manta Ray another go. This time it works immediately, because of course it does.
That pushes me to 60 stars. Halfway through the run.
Only two stars remain here:
- Red Coin Star
- 100-Coin Star
I decide to clear them while Iโm here.
The water has other ideas and ejects me straight out of the level and into the castle pond.
I take the hint.
The Basement: Nothing Is Where It Should Be
I head downstairs.
First job: MIPS. No trouble at all.
Next up is the entrance that should be familiar by now.
Instead of what I expect, I get Jolly Roger Bay.
The randomizer is clearly enjoying itself.
One chest is placed somewhere deeply inconvenient. I find two in the cave, not four.
The missing one stays hidden, but thereโs a star nearby, so itโs not a total loss.
I move on to Plunder in the Sunken Ship.
I almost die twice trying to coax the eel out without getting electrocuted. Eventually, it behaves.
Log 12 Status
- Total Stars: 60
- Dire Dire Docks: 5 / 7 stars complete
- Jolly Roger Bay: 3 stars collected
- Wing Cap: Still missing
The castle keeps opening up. Progress is real. Directions are optional.
YouTube โ Log 12 Video
Sixty stars in. Still grounded.
