KRUNCH% Entry 7 | The Wizpig Wall Finally Falls


KRUNCH% Entry 7 | The Wizpig Wall Finally Falls

Seed: 232968 • Platform: Steam Deck • Character: Krunch • Format: No Commentary


The Race I Kept Avoiding

There is something I have been putting off for a while now.

Something waiting patiently for me in Dragon Forest.

Wizpig 1.

For those unfamiliar with Diddy Kong Racing, Wizpig 1 is one of the biggest walls in the entire game. The race itself sounds simple enough on paper:

  • Three laps
  • No balloons
  • Only zippers

In reality, it is one of the toughest skill checks in the game.

And Wizpig does not care how well the randomizer has treated you beforehand.

I have watched speedrunners destroy this race with T.T., the character many consider the best racer in the game.

The last time I personally beat Wizpig 1 was years ago on Adventure 2 using Tiptup.

This time?

I am doing it with Krunch.

Arguably the worst racer in the game.

At this point, I genuinely just want to prove to myself that it can actually be done.


Attempt After Attempt

Thankfully, the randomizer decides not to become completely evil here and gives me the standard Wizpig race.

Three laps.

Wizpig himself, however, shows absolutely no mercy.

Before starting, I establish a small rule for myself:

Five attempts maximum.

If I fail all five attempts, I reload the save state and reset mentally before trying again.

Simple.

Reasonable.

Probably necessary.

What follows is over an hour of learning how Krunch actually works under pressure.

Every failed attempt teaches me something new:

  • Be gentle with the control stick
  • Do not panic steer after zippers
  • Let the kart settle naturally
  • Know when to release the A button and when to accelerate again

More than anything else, the race becomes about consistency.

You do not need a perfect run where every zipper is flawless.

But you need to get dangerously close to one.

One bad correction.

One bad angle.

One missed zipper.

And Krunch immediately reminds you why most people do not pick him.


Attempt 7

Then Attempt 7 happens.

I get the blue boost at the start.

Good.

I need that if I want any chance of staying near Wizpig.

I hit the zippers cleanly and move into lap two right behind him.

Then, on the first zipper of lap two, I take the lead.

By lap three, I am somehow still ahead.

Not comfortably.

Not safely.

Just enough to keep believing this might actually happen.

Then the final zipper arrives.

Wizpig slips back ahead after I spend most of lap three in first place.

I hit the purple zipper.

The kart surges forward.

The finish line appears.

1st place.

Honestly, I still do not fully know whether Wizpig pushed me across the line or not.

It was that close.

A complete photo finish.

And honestly?

I do not care.

I had just beaten Wizpig 1 with Krunch.


Tears At The Finish Line

Wizpig 1 is already considered one of the toughest races in Diddy Kong Racing.

Beating him with Krunch feels like a genuine flex in anybody’s book.

I let the cutscene and credits roll while sitting there crying tears of joy.

Years ago, when I first booted up Diddy Kong Racing on the Nintendo 64, I never imagined I would one day come back and beat one of childhood gaming’s biggest walls using the character most people would never willingly choose for it.

Back then, Tiptup was enough.

Now?

Krunch survived.


The End Of Seed 232968

And honestly, this feels like the right place to end this particular randomizer.

Seed 232968 has taken me through Smokey 2, Darkmoon Caverns, Star City, Silver Coin Challenges, and more than a few moments where I questioned whether the randomizer was actively trying to ruin my day.

Most importantly, it taught me things about Diddy Kong Racing that I had never really needed to learn before.

A-tapping.

Better drifting.

Split timings.

How much speed can be gained or lost through tiny mistakes.

Then came Frosty Village.

A one-lap Silver Coin Challenge that became the wall of the entire run.

Could it be beaten?

Probably.

Given enough time, enough attempts, and enough stubbornness, I suspect Krunch could eventually force his way through.

But Survivor Incognito has always been built around one simple idea:

Surviving, Not Suffering.

The challenge stopped being an adventure and started becoming a grind.

So rather than spend weeks throwing Krunch at the same obstacle, I decided to call this run where it felt complete.

At Wizpig 1.

The wall that had been waiting for me since the beginning.

The race I kept avoiding.

The race that finally fell.

Seed 232968 may not be fully complete, but it achieved exactly what I wanted it to achieve.

Krunch survived.

And somewhere beyond the finish line, a brand new randomizer seed is already waiting.


Episode Video


Progress Log

  • Current Seed: 232968
  • Balloons: 18
  • Wizpig Amulet Pieces: 2
  • T.T. Amulet Pieces: 2
  • Bosses Defeated: Bubbler 2, Smokey 2, Bluey 1, Wizpig 1
  • Current Threat Level: Chapter complete

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KRUNCH% Entry 6 | Somehow, Star City Went Well

KRUNCH% Entry 6 | Somehow, Star City Went Well

Seed: 232968 • Platform: Steam Deck • Character: Krunch • Format: No Commentary


The Star City Gamble

I finally make my decision regarding Star City’s Silver Coin Challenge.

I am going to attempt it.

Admittedly, this already feels like a terrible idea, so I establish a rule beforehand:

Three attempts maximum.

If I fail all three attempts, I leave and investigate Sherbet Island’s original door instead.

Simple.

Reasonable.

Almost responsible, even.

Then I load into the challenge and immediately regret everything.

The randomizer gives me two laps on the Adventure 2 version of Star City, which honestly might have been worse if I had attempted it immediately after the standard race. At least now my muscle memory is confused in an entirely different direction.

What follows is somehow one of the strangest races of the campaign so far.

I am leading.

I only have three coins left entering the final lap.

Krunch is behaving himself.

And before I fully process what is happening, I somehow collect every coin and finish the race in first place.

On the first attempt.

Honestly, I am still not entirely convinced that actually happened.


Treasure Caves Appears

With sixteen balloons collected, I decide it is finally time to investigate whether the missing Snowflake Mountain course is hiding behind Dragon Forest’s door.

Turns out it is.

Treasure Caves.

The randomizer gives me four laps here, which after Star City honestly feels almost relaxing.

More importantly, I can feel myself slowly getting more comfortable controlling Krunch in the car.

Not perfect.

But noticeably better.

And considering Wizpig 1 is somewhere nearby waiting patiently for my eventual suffering, I will absolutely need that improvement.


One Lap Of Panic

After Treasure Caves, I decide to grab the Snowflake Mountain key and finally unlock the corresponding door.

This means heading to Snowball Valley.

Which is apparently where the randomizer decides to become funny again.

Because after giving me multiple extended races recently, it now decides Snowball Valley should only last a single lap.

Immediately, I abandon any thoughts of grabbing the key during the race itself.

Winning comes first.

The first two attempts are complete disasters.

The third attempt, however, finally works.

Balloon number eighteen is secured.

Only then do I head back in to grab the key properly.


Bluey 1 Returns

With the key collected, I finally make my way to the Snowflake Mountain door.

Behind it waits:

Bluey 1.

I immediately break into a smile.

Back when I originally played Diddy Kong Racing years ago, I used to replay Bluey 2 purely for fun. So seeing Bluey appear here already feels oddly nostalgic.

The fact this fight takes place in the hovercraft while using Krunch somehow makes things even better.

At this point, the hovercraft genuinely feels like Krunch’s natural habitat.

I even grab a blue balloon during the race purely because I can.

The race itself ends comfortably.

And with Bluey defeated, the Snowflake Mountain Silver Coin Challenges are now unlocked.


The Island Keeps Pulling Me Forward

Wizpig 1 remains tempting.

Very tempting.

But I still have other routes available before I commit to that problem.

Most notably:

The original Sherbet Island door.

And honestly, the more the island keeps hiding things behind unexpected routes, the more I want to know what is waiting there.


Episode Video


Progress Log

  • Current Seed: 232968
  • Balloons: 18
  • Wizpig Amulet Pieces: 2
  • T.T. Amulet Pieces: 2
  • Bosses Defeated: Bubbler 2, Smokey 2, Bluey 1
  • Current Threat Level: Controlled instability

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KRUNCH% Entry 5 | The Island Starts Showing Its Hand

KRUNCH% Entry 5 | The Island Starts Showing Its Hand

Seed: 232968 • Platform: Steam Deck • Character: Krunch • Format: No Commentary


Options Are Running Thin

At this point, the island is starting to corner me a little.

I still have not investigated what hides behind the original Sherbet Island and Snowflake Mountain doors, but then I remember something important: I still have the key for the Dragon Forest door.

Which means it is time to head there instead.

Once inside, I decide to investigate exactly what is waiting for me throughout the area.

  • Snowball Valley
  • Frosty Village
  • Greenwood Village
  • Wizpig 1

At least now I finally know where Wizpig is hiding.

I have absolutely no intention of dealing with that problem anytime soon.

For now, I am here for the newly unlocked door:

Everfrost Peak.


Krunch Finally Gets To Fly

At this stage, I am becoming increasingly convinced that most of Snowflake Mountain has somehow migrated directly into Dragon Forest.

There is still one missing course from the world, but honestly, at this rate I would not be surprised if it eventually turns out to be hiding behind Sherbet Island’s door.

Everfrost Peak gives me five laps in the plane.

Which means this is finally one of those rare moments where Krunch feels genuinely dominant.

Once he gets moving in the plane, the sheer speed becomes ridiculous.

So ridiculous, in fact, that I end up lapping every other racer before the race is over.

For once, the randomizer actually feels generous.


Star City Appears

After finishing Everfrost Peak, I decide to finally investigate the Snowflake Mountain door.

Behind it waits Star City.

Which means I have now located two of Future Fun Land’s tracks.

The race itself gives me four laps to survive.

Thankfully, while Star City still contains several tight corners, I am slowly becoming more comfortable controlling Krunch in the car. Not perfectly comfortable, obviously. That would suggest stability, and KRUNCH% appears fundamentally opposed to that concept.

Still, the race itself goes surprisingly smoothly.

And then the island presents me with a problem.


The Silver Coin Dilemma

With fifteen balloons collected, my options are starting to branch in dangerous directions.

Really, I only have two major paths available to me right now:

  • Investigate what lies behind Sherbet Island’s original door.
  • Attempt Star City’s Silver Coin Challenge.

And honestly, after what Darkmoon Caverns Coins did to my hands a few entries ago, I am not entirely convinced I want to immediately throw myself into another high-pressure coin challenge.

Especially not on Star City.

Not yet.

So instead, I decide to stop there for the day and think about the next move carefully.

Because the island is no longer simply shuffling tracks around.

It is starting to ask difficult questions.


Episode Video


Progress Log

  • Current Seed: 232968
  • Balloons: 15
  • Wizpig Amulet Pieces: 2
  • T.T. Amulet Pieces: 2
  • Wizpig 1 Location: Confirmed
  • Current Threat Level: Increasing strategic instability

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KRUNCH% Entry 4 | Krunch Versus Basic Driving

KRUNCH% Entry 4 | Krunch Versus Basic Driving

Seed: 232968 • Platform: Steam Deck • Character: Krunch • Format: No Commentary


Back To Sherbet Island

Now that I have the key for the Sherbet Island door, I decide it is finally time to pay the place a visit. Naturally, reaching it still requires travelling through Snowflake Mountain and then Dino Domain first, because the island no longer believes in straightforward progression.

I still cannot help wondering what is hiding behind the original Sherbet Island and Snowflake Mountain doors, but for now I am trying to stick to a rough path through the campaign — mostly by prioritising whichever doors I currently have enough balloons to enter.

Once inside, I begin investigating the available routes.

Future Fun Land.

Darkwater Beach.

Boulder Canyon.

Hot Top Volcano.

Honestly, not a bad selection.

Before dealing with any of those properly, however, I notice another unlocked door waiting for me:

Smokey Castle.


Smokey Castle And The Banana Incident

The objective here is simple enough: collect ten bananas before the other racers.

Unfortunately, the race also involves driving a car.

Which means it is time for Krunch to once again demonstrate that he has no interest whatsoever in cooperating with basic steering.

The hovercraft feels manageable.

The plane feels surprisingly comfortable.

The car, however, feels like Krunch is actively improvising his own route through every corner.

To be fair, there are moments where everything suddenly clicks and the speed becomes incredible. Unfortunately, those moments are usually followed by Krunch deciding that the wall looks approachable.

Still, despite the chaos, I eventually secure all ten bananas and earn my first piece of the T.T. amulet.

The second one will not be far behind.


Hot Top Volcano Redemption

Next comes Hot Top Volcano.

Four laps of it.

After spending the last two entries wrestling with Darkmoon Caverns, this course feels genuinely relaxing by comparison.

For once, Krunch and I appear to be in agreement regarding where the plane should actually go.

The race goes so well that I end up lapping at least three of the other racers on my way to securing balloon number twelve.

Honestly, after Darkmoon Caverns, I needed that confidence boost.


Boulder Canyon Fights Back

After Hot Top Volcano, I move on to Boulder Canyon — one of my favourite courses in Diddy Kong Racing.

There is another key available here, so naturally I decide to grab it.

For once, however, Krunch is not the problem.

The course itself is.

To reach the key, I need to ring the bell that raises the drawbridge leading toward it. What follows is an embarrassingly long struggle to actually make that happen consistently.

The other racers eventually lap me while I continue fighting the course itself.

Once the key is finally secured, I reset the race properly and complete yet another four-lap event to secure balloon number thirteen.

At this point, the randomizer appears deeply committed to making every race last as long as possible.


Darkwater Beach

The final stop of the session is Darkwater Beach.

Thankfully, this one is a battle challenge rather than a standard race. The objective is simple: be the last racer standing.

I immediately prioritise red balloons for the homing missiles and spend most of the challenge aggressively firing rockets at anything unfortunate enough to appear nearby.

The strategy works.

I secure victory and earn the second piece of the T.T. amulet.


The Island Continues To Collapse

With more balloons collected, my available routes are beginning to narrow.

Thankfully, I now have the key for the Dragon Forest door, which at least gives me another direction to explore.

Still, I am quickly reaching the point where I will need to investigate the original Sherbet Island and Snowflake Mountain doors properly.

At some stage, the randomizer is going to force me to confront whatever horrors are hiding behind them.

That feels like a problem for future me.


Episode Video


Progress Log

  • Current Seed: 232968
  • Balloons: 13
  • Bosses Defeated: Bubbler 2, Smokey 2
  • T.T. Amulet Pieces: 2
  • Current Threat Level: Krunch versus automotive engineering

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KRUNCH% Entry 3 | Darkmoon Caverns Fights Back

KRUNCH% Entry 3 | Darkmoon Caverns Fights Back

Seed: 232968 • Platform: Steam Deck • Character: Krunch • Format: No Commentary


Darkmoon Caverns Round Two

With Darkmoon Caverns still fresh in my mind, I decide it is time to tackle my first silver coin challenge of the randomizer.

For those unfamiliar with Diddy Kong Racing’s silver coin races, the objective is simple in theory: collect all eight silver coins and still finish the race in first place.

Unfortunately, this is KRUNCH%, where nothing is ever allowed to remain simple.

With the randomizer settings active, I have no idea how many laps the game is about to demand. Thankfully, Darkmoon Caverns gives me five laps to work with. Considering the alternative could have been one lap, I am choosing to view this as mercy.


Attempt One Goes Poorly

The first attempt actually goes reasonably well from a coin collection perspective. I manage to locate and collect every silver coin without too much trouble.

The racing itself is the problem.

By lap four, it becomes painfully obvious that the run is collapsing. Krunch is fighting every corner, momentum is inconsistent, and the race no longer feels recoverable.

I decide to restart.

Which, honestly, feels like the correct survival decision.


The Coin That Nearly Ended Me

The second attempt goes significantly better.

I collect seven coins cleanly and know exactly where the final one is waiting. More importantly, I spend a large portion of the race holding first place, which immediately makes the pressure worse.

By the final lap, things begin to unravel slightly.

I drop into second place while still missing the final coin. Thankfully, the racer ahead of me clips one of the craters, allowing me to retake the lead. Suddenly, the race is still alive.

All I need to do is grab the final coin positioned before the second loop.

I drive directly into it.

At that point, I know the race is mine.

I head into the loop already doing victory laps in my head while Krunch somehow continues holding the lead together long enough to survive the final section of the race.

One final corner remains.

I cross the finish line in first place.

I immediately start fist pumping the air in celebration.

The hardest challenge of the randomizer so far is finally complete.

Although somewhere out there, Wizpig 1 is still waiting for me, and I strongly suspect that particular problem is going to be considerably worse.


Crescent Island Appears

With nine balloons collected, I briefly get lost trying to remember where I actually intended to go next.

Eventually, I remember that the nine-balloon door inside Snowflake Mountain still needs investigating.

Behind it waits Crescent Island.

And naturally, the randomizer decides this should be another five-lap race.

At this point, I am beginning to suspect the island simply enjoys watching my hands suffer.

The Sherbet Island key is available here, so I prioritise grabbing that before restarting properly for the race win.

Tiptup proves to be an immediate problem.

Not only are they faster than me, they also appear significantly more capable of driving in a straight line. Meanwhile, Krunch continues narrowly missing boost pads like he has developed a personal grudge against them.

Eventually, I manage to overtake Tiptup and maintain the lead for the remainder of the race.

Thankfully, Crescent Island is nowhere near as physically painful as Darkmoon Caverns. There are still some tight turns, but nothing too severe.

Although I suspect the silver coin challenge here will eventually attempt to change that.


The Hovercraft Challenge

With ten balloons collected, it is finally time for the hovercraft challenge.

Compared to everything else happening in this randomizer, the challenge itself is surprisingly straightforward. Three laps pass without any major disasters.

The real struggle begins when attempting to actually collect the balloon afterwards.

It genuinely feels like the balloon is attempting to actively avoid me.

Eventually, I manage to grab it and secure balloon number eleven.

Which means the door to where Sherbet Island should normally be is now open.

Unfortunately, I still have not investigated the door leading to where Snowflake Mountain itself has ended up.

But that feels like a problem for another day.


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Progress Log

  • Current Seed: 232968
  • Balloons: 11
  • Bosses Defeated: Bubbler 2, Smokey 2
  • Silver Coin Challenges Cleared: Darkmoon Caverns
  • Current Threat Level: Increasing mechanical instability

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KRUNCH% Entry 2 | Darkmoon Caverns And The Five Lap Disaster

KRUNCH% Entry 2 | Darkmoon Caverns And The Five Lap Disaster

Seed: 232968 • Platform: Steam Deck • Character: Krunch • Format: No Commentary


Back Into Snowflake Mountain

With progression still fairly limited, I decide to return to Snowflake Mountain to investigate what waits behind the six-balloon door.

Apparently, the answer is Dino Domain.

So if I want to visit Dino Domain in this randomizer, I now need to take a detour through Snowflake Mountain first. That feels entirely normal and not concerning whatsoever.

I briefly consider checking where Snowflake Mountain itself has been relocated to, but curiosity wins out. I want to know what the randomizer has hidden behind Dino Domain’s doors first.

The results are already questionable.

Darkmoon Caverns now occupies Hot Top Volcano’s slot, while Smokey 2 has been shoved behind Fossil Canyon’s door.

So naturally, I decide to fight Smokey 2.


Smokey 2 Goes Better Than Expected

Beating Smokey 2 would secure the second piece of the Wizpig amulet and remove another major boss from the campaign early. Unfortunately, the randomizer has once again decided this should happen on the mirrored Adventure 2 version of the race.

Over four laps.

Could be worse, I suppose.

I get the best possible boost at the start of the race and immediately fly directly into a fireball, which feels like an excellent summary of KRUNCH% so far.

Thankfully, the recovery goes significantly better than the opening corner.

Between aggressive flying, momentum preservation, and two blue balloon speed boosts, I manage to overtake Smokey shortly before the end of lap one. Once Krunch gains momentum, he becomes surprisingly difficult to stop, even if controlling him still feels like negotiating with heavy machinery.

From there, I hold the lead for the remainder of the race and secure the second Wizpig amulet piece.

For a character widely considered one of the worst racers in the game, Krunch becomes genuinely dangerous once the speed starts building.


Whale Bay And A Quick Reconnaissance Mission

With Smokey 2 defeated, I investigate the remaining balloon doors inside Dino Domain.

One leads toward Dragon Forest.

The other leads to Whale Bay.

I choose Whale Bay first. The randomizer grants me a relatively merciful version of the race this time: only two laps on the mirrored Adventure 2 layout.

Compared to everything else happening in this seed, the race feels surprisingly stable. I secure first place without much resistance and continue exploring the island to see what other horrors the randomizer has prepared.

Fire Mountain’s entrance now leads to Sherbet Island, which somehow feels completely believable at this point.


The Return To Darkmoon Caverns

Then I remember something important.

The music in Darkmoon Caverns.

I spent an unreasonable amount of time in this course back when I originally played Diddy Kong Racing, and now that it has appeared early in the randomizer, there is no chance I am leaving without revisiting it properly.

So I head into Darkmoon Caverns.

The randomizer responds by handing me my first five-lap race of the campaign.

And very quickly, I realise this was a mistake.

Darkmoon Caverns is normally one of the later tracks in the game. It expects you to already understand your chosen racer. Meanwhile, I am still actively fighting Krunch every time I attempt to take a corner cleanly.

After a failed attempt and a restart, I finally remember an old technique from years ago: holding the brake button during drifts to tighten turns.

Suddenly, everything starts making sense again.

The race transforms from complete instability into five laps of uninterrupted concentration.

Five laps later, I secure first place, although I am fairly certain my hands have partially cramped in the process.

The silver coin challenge for Darkmoon Caverns still remains waiting in the future, but that can wait for another day.

Right now, I just want to sit in Darkmoon Caverns and listen to the music for a while.


Episode Video


Progress Log

  • Current Seed: 232968
  • Balloons: 8
  • Bosses Defeated: Bubbler 2, Smokey 2
  • Wizpig Amulet Pieces: 2
  • Current Threat Level: Escalating instability

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KRUNCH% Entry 1 | Snowflake Mountain Was Not Supposed To Be Here

KRUNCH% Entry 1 | Snowflake Mountain Was Not Supposed To Be Here

Seed: 232968 • Platform: Steam Deck • Character: Krunch • Format: No Commentary


The Island Introduces Itself

The genie of the island greets me by explaining that he is here to help and wishes me good luck. Given the state of the randomizer and my choice of driver, I can only assume this was less encouragement and more a warning.

I begin by collecting the overworld balloons. There are four available immediately, all reachable using the plane, which conveniently gives me a chance to relearn how flying works before the randomizer fully starts dismantling the island around me.

It goes about as well as expected.

I am already crashing into objects I had no intention of crashing into, which unfortunately feels very on-brand for both Krunch and the challenge itself.

One balloon in particular sits near the entrance that should normally lead to Dino Domain. Somehow I manage to collect it cleanly, which may genuinely be the most surprising moment of the episode.


Snowflake Mountain Is Apparently Dino Domain Now

With enough balloons collected, I enter the first available door expecting Dino Domain.

Instead, the randomizer reveals that Dino Domain has been replaced entirely by Snowflake Mountain.

So this is how the island intends to behave.

At this point, my available options are still limited. Two doors remain locked behind additional balloon requirements, leaving only a couple of places to investigate. I enter the first available track and discover Ancient Lake waiting for me.

Except it is not really Ancient Lake anymore.

It is the Adventure 2 mirrored version of Ancient Lake, and the race has been reduced to two laps.

The Dino Domain key is also available.

I briefly consider trying to win the race and collect the key simultaneously before remembering that I am driving Krunch through a mirrored randomizer while relearning how Diddy Kong Racing functions in the first place.

I used to main Tiptup back in the day. Krunch handles like someone replaced the steering wheel with a polite suggestion.


The First Reset

The key attempt immediately turns into a disaster.

I grab a boost balloon, panic slightly, and instead of reversing properly, Krunch launches himself forward like he has suddenly remembered somewhere else he needs to be.

T.T. politely informs me I am going the wrong way while I attempt to recover what little dignity remains.

Attempt number two goes far better. I secure the key successfully, although by that point the race itself is completely lost, so I restart the event and focus purely on survival.

Without the distraction of the key, the mirrored Ancient Lake race becomes surprisingly manageable. I take first place cleanly and secure the Dino Key without much additional trouble.

For a brief moment, the island allows optimism.


Bubbler 2 Appears Far Earlier Than Expected

Door number two immediately removes that optimism.

Behind it waits Bubbler 2.

So apparently we are doing this already.

The race is mirrored again thanks to the Adventure 2 setting, although this time the randomizer grants me four laps instead of two. Given how the fight starts, I absolutely need all four of them.

Fortunately, I feel much more comfortable using the hovercraft than the kart. Even with Krunch handling like an active mechanical dispute, the hovercraft gives me enough control to keep the situation from collapsing completely.

That does not stop me from landing in bubbles repeatedly.

Three laps in and I am still sitting in second place, but I can feel the race stabilising. My mistakes become less frequent each lap, the homing rockets start connecting consistently, and Krunch slowly transforms from an uncontrollable disaster into a very fast uncontrollable disaster.

And once Krunch builds momentum, he builds momentum quickly.

At the start of lap four, I finally overtake Bubbler and manage to hold the lead for the remainder of the race.

The first piece of the Wizpig amulet is mine.


The Car Challenge

Leaving Snowflake Mountain triggers the next event immediately: the car challenge.

Thankfully, the randomizer decides not to become completely unreasonable just yet.

One lap.

Simple enough.

I clear the challenge successfully and secure balloon number six.

For now, progression remains limited, but the next destination is already obvious. There is still one locked door waiting back in Snowflake Mountain, and whatever sits behind it is probably not going to improve the situation.

Still, for a first proper look at KRUNCH%, this was a surprisingly strong introduction to what this randomizer intends to become.

Unstable. Confusing. Occasionally hostile.

And somehow still survivable.


Episode Video


Progress Log

  • Current Seed: 232968
  • Balloons: 6
  • Keys Collected: Dino Key
  • Bosses Defeated: Bubbler 2
  • Wizpig Amulet Pieces: 1
  • Current Threat Level: Controlled instability

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Submerged: A Subnautica Survival Diary – Entry 15: New Horizons, New Problems

Submerged Entry 15: New Horizons, New Problems

Platform: Steam Deck
Game: Subnautica

Video: Lifepod 7 expedition, Cyclops breakthrough, and selecting the new base location (no commentary)

The first thing on today’s agenda was finally listening to the radio message I had completely forgotten about during the last entry. The signal came from Lifepod 7. The message itself was not exactly precise, but it did give me something useful to work with: approximately one kilometre from the stern of the Aurora, around 200 metres deep.

Valentino could reach that depth without too much trouble. The bigger issue was everything beyond it. If I wanted to keep pushing deeper into the ocean, I was going to need to improve the Seamoth’s depth capabilities properly.

Which meant another trip to the Jellyshroom Caves.

Back Into the Caves

By this point I know the route into the caves well enough that it no longer feels completely alien, although I still would not describe the place as welcoming. Giant glowing mushrooms, abandoned Degassi structures, and the general sense that the entire biome wants to swallow you whole does tend to ruin the atmosphere slightly.

While collecting Magnetite, I noticed a PDA I had somehow missed previously. The logs mentioned another Degassi base deeper within the caves, roughly 250 metres down.

Conveniently, that depth was perfect for Valentino.

Naturally, I went looking for it immediately.

The base itself was partially abandoned, partially destroyed, and still somehow more organised than anything Alterra has left me with so far. I moved through the structure scanning and looting whatever I could find. Amongst the debris were fragments for a Nuclear Reactor, which is potentially useful later, but the real discovery was something else entirely:

A Water Filtration Machine.

That is a massive upgrade for long-term survival. The idea of having a permanent source of clean drinking water inside the base changes things considerably.

Unfortunately, the universe immediately balanced this optimism by informing me the machine requires Aerogel to construct. I still have absolutely no idea how to make that.

So for now, the Water Filtration plans have been pushed onto the increasingly large “future problems” list.

The Stalker Tooth Problem

Returning to base, I turned my attention toward upgrading Valentino properly. The MK2 Depth Module required Enameled Glass, which meant gathering Glass and Stalker Teeth.

Quartz was easy enough to collect. Stalker Teeth were another matter entirely.

At first the Scanner Room refused to cooperate, so I switched the scan to Metal Salvage instead, figuring I could track the Stalkers themselves and wait for a tooth to drop naturally while they played with the scrap.

This approach did not work.

I tried patience. I tried following them around. I even tried encouraging the process slightly more aggressively by ramming them with Valentino and stabbing them with a knife.

Still nothing.

At this point I briefly convinced myself I probably needed a Stasis Rifle for the whole process and headed back toward the Scanner Room in defeat.

Then I noticed it.

The Scanner Room could scan directly for Stalker Teeth.

Suddenly the entire situation became significantly easier.

I switched the scan immediately, headed back outside, and found a tooth almost instantly. Apparently the solution to my problems was simply reading the Scanner Room properly instead of behaving like an underwater caveman for twenty minutes.

Valentino Goes Deeper

With the final materials gathered, the MK2 Depth Module was finally completed and installed into Valentino.

Maximum operating depth: 500 metres.

That is a very significant improvement over the previous 300 metre limit. The deeper parts of the planet suddenly feel far more accessible now, which is either excellent news or a terrible idea.

Probably both.

Lifepod 7

With Valentino upgraded, it was finally time to investigate Lifepod 7 properly. I checked the coordinates again and began making my way toward the stern of the Aurora.

The closer I moved toward the wreck, the more careful I became. I wanted to search thoroughly without drifting too far into open water, particularly considering what lives around the Aurora.

Unfortunately, the local Reaper Leviathan decided to introduce itself anyway.

The thing appeared out of nowhere and chased Valentino for a short distance before somehow losing interest. I still do not entirely understand how we escaped that encounter intact, but I was not about to question my good fortune.

And then, almost immediately afterwards, I saw something far more important resting on the seabed.

The final Cyclops engine fragment.

After all this time, the Cyclops blueprint was finally complete.

Which means I now have another vehicle to eventually construct. More importantly, I now have another vehicle that will eventually require a name.

The Lifepod and the Doll

Eventually I found Lifepod 7 itself, carefully matching the surrounding terrain against the photograph I had been given. Valentino had taken a beating during the earlier encounter, so I stopped briefly to repair the damage before entering the pod itself.

Truthfully, there was not much left inside worth salvaging.

There was, however, one unusual discovery.

A strange doll sitting quietly within the wreckage.

I could not pick it up directly, but I was able to scan it. After checking my blueprints later, it appears I can now build my own version of it.

Something about the doll felt strangely familiar though. It reminded me of someone from another underwater disaster involving another submarine.

If memory serves correctly, things did not end particularly well for them either.

New Base Location

Before heading home, I spent some time surveying the surrounding area carefully. The more I explored near the stern of the Aurora, the more obvious something became.

I need a second base.

The original Mushroom Forest base is still serving me well, but operations are slowly moving further and further away from it. The deeper I push into the planet, the more useful a forward outpost becomes.

Eventually I found the spot I was looking for.

Close enough to the Aurora to support further expeditions. Far enough from the deeper drop-offs to remain manageable. Dangerous enough to feel like a terrible idea.

Perfect.

I dropped a beacon into the seabed and gave it a name:

New Base Location.

That is right.

I am building a new base.

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Submerged: A Subnautica Survival Diary – Entry 14: Return to the Aurora

Submerged Entry 14: Return to the Aurora

Platform: Steam Deck
Game: Subnautica

Video: Aurora return, Prawn Suit fragments, and Neptune Rocket plans (no commentary)

Before heading back to the Aurora, I once again spent some time off-camera scavenging for supplies. Mostly lithium this time, as I wanted to make proper use of the Modification Station. The result is a larger oxygen tank, upgraded fins, and a noticeable improvement in how long I can actually survive underwater without surfacing like a panicked fish every thirty seconds.

Three full minutes of oxygen changes a surprising amount.

I also crafted several fire extinguishers because, unfortunately, the Aurora is still very much on fire.

There were two reasons for returning. The first was the Prawn Suit fragments hidden somewhere inside the wreck. The second was Alterra’s supposed “backup plan” for getting me off the planet, which apparently waited behind a locked door inside the Captain’s Quarters.

Whether escaping is actually possible while infected and living under the watchful eye of a giant alien cannon is another matter entirely.

Approaching the Wreck

I climbed into Valentino and made my way toward the Aurora once again. The closer I got, the more the entire wreck seemed to dominate the horizon. Even after previous visits, the thing still feels less like a crashed ship and more like a warning.

At one point I seriously considered turning around altogether. A Leviathan was swimming nearby, somewhere beneath the waterline, and although I do not think it actually spotted me, I had no interest in testing that theory in open water.

Valentino survived the trip regardless, and eventually the familiar wreckage came into view.

Cave Crawlers and Corporate Fire Hazards

The first order of business inside the Aurora was dealing with Cave Crawlers, which mostly involved launching them into the distance using the Propulsion Cannon. I do not think that mechanic will ever stop being entertaining. There is something deeply satisfying about watching tiny hostile creatures suddenly achieve low orbit.

Beyond that came the usual combination of burning corridors, blocked pathways, and scattered debris. I moved crates out of the way, emptied fire extinguishers into active flames, and slowly pushed deeper into the wreck.

Along the way I found a code for a nearby door and, naturally, immediately abandoned all restraint and grabbed everything that was not physically attached to the walls.

Returning with upgraded oxygen capacity also made a noticeable difference. For once, I could actually stop to explore rooms properly instead of constantly checking my remaining air supply every few seconds.

I even found another flashlight, which is reassuring considering my current one has probably suffered enough abuse already.

The Prawn Suit Bay

Eventually I found what I had really come for: the Prawn Suits.

The bay itself was still partially on fire, which meant carefully weaving between flames while scanning fragments as quickly as possible. One by one the blueprints started coming together until, after four scans, the final piece clicked into place.

The Prawn Suit was now fully unlocked.

Which means at some point soon I am going to need to build one. More importantly, I am going to need to think of a name for it.

Somewhere during all this, I also noticed I had another radio transmission waiting back at base. Naturally, I completely forgot about it again until the recording had already finished.

Alterra’s Escape Plan

After securing the Prawn Suit fragments, I continued moving room to room through the Aurora, embracing my role as the ocean’s least qualified salvage expert. If something was not nailed down, it went into my inventory. If it was scannable, I scanned it.

Eventually I reached the Captain’s Quarters, although actually getting inside proved more difficult than expected because I somehow managed to forget where the code was stored despite knowing full well I already had it.

Eventually common sense prevailed, the code was entered correctly, and inside waited Alterra’s emergency solution to the entire situation:

Blueprints for a rocket.

I appreciate the optimism. Unfortunately, there are still several problems with this plan.

Firstly, I am infected with something unpleasant.

Secondly, there is still a giant alien cannon on the island that already demonstrated very clearly what happens to anything attempting to leave the planet.

So while the Neptune Rocket plans are useful, I would not exactly call them an immediate solution.

Return to Base

Eventually I fought my way back through the Aurora and returned to Valentino. The trip back to base was quieter, although the closer I got to home, the more obvious another problem became.

The current base is starting to feel small.

Between the Scanner Room, Moonpool, Bioreactor, storage space, and everything else I keep dragging back from expeditions, the operation is beginning to outgrow the original layout.

I am now seriously considering either heavily expanding the current base or establishing a second outpost somewhere further from the Mushroom Forest.

Before any of that though, I need to figure out exactly what components are required to craft the Prawn Suit.

And perhaps more importantly, I should probably listen to that radio message.

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Black Tides – A Dredge Survival Diary Log 7: The Cliffs Fight Back

Black Tides – Log 7: The Cliffs Fight Back

Platform: Steam Deck
Mode: Normal
Format: No Commentary

Video: family crest recovered, giant eel encounters, ship repairs, explosives unlocked, and Gale Cliffs navigation attempts (no commentary)


The next job was simple on paper. Find the family crest the hermit marked on the map. Looking at the route, it was clear I’d need to make my way through the cliffs to reach it, but the path itself didn’t look too bad. I plotted a course and headed out.

As soon as I passed through the stone arch, something large came straight out of the water. I’m assuming it was an eel, but whatever it was, it was far bigger than anything I’ve seen so far. I tried to avoid it, clipped the cliff face, and the creature still managed to hit the boat anyway. With the ship damaged, I limped back to the travelling merchant for repairs and decided to try again the next day.

The second attempt went a little better. I chose a different route through the cliffs and managed to avoid the creature entirely, or at least I didn’t see it this time. I eventually reached the wreck where the family crest was supposed to be, recovered it, and returned to the hermit.

He told me to speak to his brother in Ingfell and ask him for forgiveness on his behalf. The brother — the whaler — agreed to help, but only if I helped him first. He wanted me to detonate some explosives to clear part of the cliffs. All I needed to do, according to him, was head through the stone arch and follow the yellow flags.

It didn’t occur to me at the time that he meant the same stone arch I had already been through. That realisation came later, after I’d already decided I didn’t like him very much.

I equipped the haste ability and headed back out, thinking the extra speed would help me avoid the eel. It didn’t. The creature appeared again, hit the boat again, and I still didn’t see any yellow flags. To make things worse, the damage meant I couldn’t even keep the conger eel I’d caught to let it rot for the other request. I had to throw it back and head straight to the merchant for repairs.

The next attempt went exactly the same way. Through the arch, eel appears, boat damaged, no flags. Back to the merchant. Repaired again. At this point I’m fairly sure she’s getting tired of seeing me dock every single night.

After checking the pursuit log and getting nowhere, I went back to the whaler and spoke to him again. This time he mentioned that the yellow flags would be on my right. That would have been useful to know the first time.

With that in mind, I tried again. This time I managed to avoid the eel long enough to spot the flags, though the creature still managed to hit the boat while I was reading what I needed to do. Another repair job, but at least the explosives were placed where they needed to be.

After reporting back, the whaler agreed to reconcile with the hermit. One awkward family reunion later, I now have access to explosives of my own. He even gave me one for free, and I bought a few more just in case.

All that should be left now is placing another charge to clear the way to the relic. Though I can’t help wondering if these explosives would work just as well on that giant eel instead.


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