Choo Choo Charles โ€“ Day One Diary: Eugene, Eggs, and Accidental Manslaughter

My Choo Choo Charles day one diary includes a monster-hunting job, a sprinting NPC, and Eugeneโ€™s untimely (and possibly avoidable) demise.


The Job Offer That Shouldโ€™ve Been a Red Flag

I got a call from Eugene. Said he had a job that would help โ€œmy museum.โ€ Didnโ€™t specify how, didnโ€™t ask if I had museum experience, just told me it was time to go monster hunting. I shouldโ€™ve asked questions. Like โ€œwhat kind of monster?โ€ or โ€œwhy me?โ€ or โ€œhave you ever heard of hazard pay?โ€

Instead, I said yes.


Meet Charles: Part Locomotive, Part Arachnid, All Nightmare Fuel

I found myself rowing to a misty, ominous island with Eugene casually explaining that weโ€™re up against a half-train, half-gigaspider named Charles.
Cool. Totally normal Saturday

Upon docking, Eugene says thereโ€™s a train up the hill we can use โ€” but also notes Charles isnโ€™t the only thing to worry about. Then he bolts. Full sprint. No hesitation. Just gone. Iโ€™m used to NPCs dragging their feet, not outpacing me like theyโ€™ve got somewhere better to be.


Learning the Ropes (and the Rail Controls)

Eugene points me to a nearby shack with the key to access the train. This is where I learn how to use the map and set waypoints. Handy, and slightly more intuitive than most in-game maps.

I return with the key, unlock the garage, and meet my new metal ride. Itโ€™s already equipped with a mounted machine gun and has three levers: forward, reverse, and stop. Thatโ€™s it. No cup holder. No horn. No emotional support buttons.


First Encounter: Train vs. Terror

I hit the forward lever and the train lurches ahead โ€” straight into my first encounter with Charles.

Cue panic.

The gun works, technically. But it does about as much damage as a water pistol might do to a tank. Charles shrugs it off, mauls Eugene mid-sentence, and disappears into the fog.

Iโ€™m left alone. On a moving train. Slightly traumatised.


About That Stopping Distanceโ€ฆ

After the chaos, I check the map to reorient myself and decide to go back to Eugene โ€” assuming heโ€™s maybe clinging to life. I reverse the train and, thinking Iโ€™ve lined it up just right, I slam the stop lever.

I do not stop in time.

I run over Eugene.

Itโ€™s unclear whether Charles killed him or if I finished the job by turning him into railkill. Either way, his final words croak out โ€” something about finding the eggs and stopping Charles once and for all.

No pressure.


If you enjoyed this one, please check out my other Day One Diaries | Survival Game Playthroughs & First-Day Survival Challenges

โ˜ฃ๏ธ Permadeath Pending: Games That Might End Me Next

Hereโ€™s a look at the survival and horror games currently on deck at Survivor Incognito โ€” including Subnautica, Alien: Isolation, Resident Evil, and more. Expect disasters. Possibly nuclear.

While Iโ€™m still trying to survive sand, snow, sea monsters, and supply chain disasters (SnowRunner coughs in Michigan), Iโ€™ve also been staring at my backlog and thinking:

โ€œWhat else could go horribly wrong?โ€

Here are the games lurking in the blog pipeline โ€” all under consideration, none guaranteed to go well.


๐ŸŽฎ Games Under Consideration (aka: The Next Mistake)

๐Ÿชธ Subnautica & Below Zero

Status: Planned
Blog Potential: Longform underwater dread, optional screaming

Classic survival, but 500 meters underwater with alien jellyfish. Subnautica is set to follow Stranded Deep, assuming I donโ€™t starve to death on a raft before then.

Below Zero is the colder, weirder sequel. Iโ€™ll likely run it once Iโ€™ve built enough fake confidence from the original.

๐Ÿ‘ฝ Alien: Isolation

Status: “Definitely Maybe”
Blog Potential: High panic, high perishability

Itโ€™s just me, a broken flamethrower, and one very judgmental alien. Iโ€™m currently designing blog rules that allow me to survive more than one encounter without invalidating the whole series.

If I pull the trigger, itโ€™ll be part of Survivorโ€™s Dread โ€” assuming the alien doesnโ€™t pull it first.

๐Ÿงฑ Minecraft: Skyblock

Status: In Freefall
Blog Potential: Infinite resource drama, void-based trauma

Floating blocks. Limited resources. Me forgetting how gravity works. A Skyblock run could easily become a short-form Day One Diaries arc or a full permadeath challenge titled Skyward.

Every entry will involve a mistake that absolutely could have been avoided.

โ˜ข๏ธ Blast Corps (Permadeath Series)

Status: Scheduled post-SnowRunner
Blog Potential: Explosions. One life. Bulldozers.

This oneโ€™s simple: if the nuclear truck explodes, thatโ€™s the end of the series.

Expect a short, chaotic run where I flatten towns in the name of safety. The tone will be lighter. The stakes will be extremely not.

๐ŸงŸ Resident Evil (Zero, One, Revelations 1 & 2)

Status: Rotating Horror Fodder
Blog Potential: High-panic short arcs, possible scream counters

Classic survival horror. Typewriters. Puzzles. Me mismanaging ammo like itโ€™s my first zombie rodeo. These games could work as Survivorโ€™s Dread mini-series or feature as one-off challenge runs.

Permadeath rules apply. Panic is inevitable.

๐Ÿง  XCOM 2

Status: Under Tactical Review
Blog Potential: Emotional damage disguised as strategy

Turn-based survival meets naming your doomed teammates. Could become a squad diary under a name like Operation Incognito, or a straight-up permadeath campaign where I get attached and suffer the consequences.

If you want to watch me cry over fictional soldiers, this is the one.


๐Ÿ“ Completed Games & In Progress (For Nowโ€ฆ)

These titles have had their moment on the blog โ€” but might make a comeback when Iโ€™ve emotionally recovered:

  • Skyrim Survival Mode
    My Argonian necromancer lived through cold weather, clumsy ambushes, and accidental vampirism. We may revisit his tale. Justโ€ฆ not Bleak Falls Barrow again.
  • The Long Dark โ€“ Voyageur Run
    We tackled Mystery Lake, Coastal Highway, and transition zones full of regret. Future runs may include Customloper or Misery Mode, depending how brave (or foolish) I feel.
  • SnowRunner (Michigan Arc)
    Once Michigan is cleared, Iโ€™m calling it. Iโ€™ll return to stuck trucks and bad contracts eventually, but first โ€” nukes.

๐Ÿ’ฌ So, What Should I Play Next?

Hereโ€™s where you come in. Got a favorite from the list above? Think I should suffer through Alien: Isolation before jumping into the ocean? Have your own terrible suggestion?

Drop a comment. Vote with chaos. Whisper โ€œSkyblockโ€ into the void. Whatever works.

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