The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath โ€“ Day Four

Day 4 of my Grounded permadeath run ends in tangled webs and tragedy. I go on a grub hunt, dodge danger, and fall victim to a tag team of Crab Weavers in a very sticky situation.

Missed the previous day? Find it here:The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath โ€“ Day Three


๐ŸŒ… Morning Optimism and Muddy Water

I wake up ready to dig. A shovel in hand and dreams of juicy grubs in my head, I set off convinced today will be the day I solve my hydration issues.

The game disagrees.

Despite digging around like a hyperactive mole, I canโ€™t find a single grub. My thirst levelโ€™s tanking faster than my optimism, so I do the one thing I swore Iโ€™d never do againโ€”drink the dirty water.

Letโ€™s just say it quenched the thirst, but also quenched a small part of my soul.


๐Ÿ”Ž Exploration… and a Red Flag

With no grubs in sight, I pivot to exploration. Maybe Iโ€™ll find a new science pod. Maybe Iโ€™ll find some dew. Maybe Iโ€™ll finally catch a break.

I find another science podโ€”score!

I also find a Crab Weaverโ€”less of a score.

I do a tactical retreat (read: panic sprint) and live to fight another moment. Once the coast seems clear, I try heading back in.


๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ The End Comes in Eight-Legged Waves

What I donโ€™t realise is that a Crab Weaver Jr. is nearby. It spots me. Itโ€™s faster than me. And worse, my weapons might as well be cocktail sticks.

I attempt a second retreat.

Thatโ€™s when Crab Weaver Sr. shows up again. I get stuck in a web.

Iโ€™d love to say I fought bravely. I didnโ€™t. I flailed, screamed, and got tag-teamed into the afterlife by two angry arachnids.


๐Ÿชฆ Farewell to the Backyard For Now

Run ends: Day 4

Cause of death: Crab Weaver Jr. and Sr. โ€“ A United Front
Final thoughts: If you’re thirsty, drink dew. If you canโ€™t find dew… maybe just accept your fate.

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