Wish one: infinite coffee — survival fuel for both late-night writing and in-game near-death experiences.

Wish two: a portable base that works across every survival game I play. Same storage, same bedroll, no matter the planet, tundra, or haunted fishing town.

Wish three: immunity from permadeath — because I’d like to actually finish a game for once without something exploding, biting, or derailing me.

(If the genie can’t manage that, I’ll settle for a working flashlight and a full inventory upgrade.)