Behind the Blog: ARK Map Page Expansion โ€“ All Maps, All Mayhem (In Progress)

Quick update! Iโ€™m in the process of expanding the ARK Survival Evolved map page to cover all Switch maps โ€” because one deadly dino-infested region just isnโ€™t enough.


๐Ÿฆ– A Little Update from the Blog Frontlines

Iโ€™m currently working on expanding the ARK Survival Evolved map page โ€” the goal is to cover all of the maps available on Switch. From the dunes of Scorched Earth to the terrifying depths of Aberration, I want the page to reflect the full dino-infested chaos thatโ€™s coming in my permadeath series.

If youโ€™re planning your own survival adventure (or just want to see where Iโ€™m likely to meet my end), you can check out the work in progress here: [link to my ARK map page].


โšก Why This Update?

With my upcoming ARK permadeath series in the works, it felt right to make sure the blogโ€™s map page reflects every hazardous region Iโ€™ll be facing. Because why limit myself to one place to get stomped on by dinos?


๐Ÿ“Œ Whatโ€™s Next?

Iโ€™ll keep updating the page as I go, I will also do another post when it’s finished, and Iโ€™ll be sharing more about my planned map order for the series soon. If youโ€™ve got a favorite (or most feared) ARK map, Iโ€™m always happy to hear it!

Also expect a new Day One Diary in ARK hopefully sooner than later. I’m paying a visit to Aberration and if I’m honest, genuinely had a lot fun there

Behind the Blog: ARK Plans, Minecraft Madness, and Whatโ€™s Coming Next

A peek behind the scenes at Survivor Incognito! Iโ€™m planning an epic ARK map-hopping permadeath series, scheming up Minecraft chaos with 15 survival rules, and plotting the next waves of mayhem.

I figured it was time for a little behind the blog moment โ€” because while my in-game characters are busy getting eaten, frozen, or flattened, Iโ€™m quietly plotting even more ways to make their (and my) lives harder. Hereโ€™s whatโ€™s brewing in the background of Survivor Incognito.

๐Ÿฆ– ARK: One Map Just Isnโ€™t Enough

If you thought Day One Diaries for ARK: Survival Evolved was the end of my dino-related disastersโ€ฆ oh no. The plan is to turn ARK into a full permadeath series where I attempt to survive across all the Switch maps. That means scorched deserts, radiation zones, angry dinos, and probably at least one embarrassing death involving a dodo.

Right now, Iโ€™m working on:

  • Fine-tuning the settings so itโ€™s challenging, but not โ€œspawn, breathe, dieโ€ levels of misery.
  • Figuring out a sensible (or chaotic) map progression โ€” because who doesnโ€™t want to see me go from Midlands 4 to Aberration and beyond?

This new series will (hopefully) kick off after the ARK Day One Diaries finish, so stay tuned!

โ›๏ธ Minecraft: 15 Rules of Mayhem

Yes, Iโ€™m also eyeing Minecraft. But not just any survival run โ€” Iโ€™m planning a permadeath challenge with a twist:

  • ๐Ÿ‘‰ Iโ€™ll start with a list of 15 survival rules.
  • ๐Ÿ‘‰ Each day, I have to follow one rule.
  • ๐Ÿ‘‰ If I fail? The next day Iโ€™ll have to follow two rules at once.
  • ๐Ÿ‘‰ Keep failing? Enjoy juggling three, four, five rulesโ€ฆ you get the idea.

Itโ€™s part survival, part self-sabotage, part comedy. Iโ€™m still finalizing the rules (because letโ€™s be honest, there are so many ways to make this worse for myself). Expect everything from โ€œno weapons todayโ€ to โ€œyou must sleep every night or else.โ€

๐Ÿ”œ Whatโ€™s Coming Next

In the meantime, the usual suspects continue:

  • SnowRunner: The Permagear Diaries are ready to get muddy.
  • Dredge: Madness? What madness? Iโ€™m totally fine.
  • The Cold Chronicles: Still cold. Still surviving. Somehow.
  • Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Stealth archer life, mostly.
  • Grounded: Where the backyard is the scariest place Iโ€™ve ever been.

Thanks for following along! If youโ€™re enjoying the ride (or the wrecks), make sure to subscribe or follow on Tumblr, Facebook, or Bluesky. Chaos loves company.

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