Turning Disasters Into Stories

Why do you blog?

Because survival games are too good not to laugh at. I blog to turn my in-game disasters into stories โ€” freezing, starving, or getting mauled by wolves feels a lot better once itโ€™s written down with humour. Itโ€™s part therapy, part chaos log, and part proof that thriving is possible (even if my characters keep proving otherwise).

(Plenty more survival chaos turned comedy at Survivor Incognito.)

My First Week with the Steam Deck: Expanding the Portable Chaos

My First Week with the Steam Deck: Expanding the Portable Chaos

โ€œItโ€™s not replacing my Switch โ€” just giving the wolves more ways to find me.โ€

Back to PCโ€ฆ Sort Of

Once upon a time I had a PC. Then I didnโ€™t. Then the Steam Deck came along, and suddenly all those forgotten Steam library games started whispering: โ€œPlay us again. This time you wonโ€™t rage-quitโ€ฆ probably.โ€

The first thing I did? Downloaded Viscera Cleanup Detail. Nothing says โ€œwelcome back to PC gamingโ€ like mopping up alien goo while questioning your life choices.

Truck Sim Therapy

After that, I traded my mop for a lorry. Euro Truck Simulator 2 has been my chill-out spot โ€” just me, the open road, and the occasional catastrophic parking attempt. Itโ€™s strangely peaceful knowing my cargo canโ€™t eat me (unlike certain survival games).

Game-Hopping, Incognito Style

My first week has basically been a buffet of Steam games:

  • Alan Wake โ€“ because why not swap blizzards for shadows?
  • Dead by Daylight โ€“ handheld horror on the go, what could possibly go wrong.
  • Elite Dangerous โ€“ back to the black, this time from the sofa.
  • Team Fortress 2 โ€“ nostalgia and chaos, still alive and kicking.
  • 7 Days to Die โ€“ zombies donโ€™t care that Iโ€™m handheld now.

Iโ€™ve been swapping between them like a survivor looting random cupboards: some junk, some gold, all of it entertaining.

Battery, Docks, and Prime Loot

Do I have a dock? No. Will I get one? Unsure. For now, handheld works fine โ€” especially since the battery life is short, but honestly, I donโ€™t mind. Itโ€™s like an enforced survival timer: finish your mission before the Deck keels over.

Also, shoutout to Prime Gaming for handing me freebies like itโ€™s Christmas every week. It makes my library grow faster than I can play it.

A Companion, Not a Replacement

The Steam Deck isnโ€™t stealing my Switchโ€™s crown. My Switch is still home to The Long Dark, Skyrim, and the rest of my survival disasters. But the Deck? Itโ€™s a welcome companion โ€” giving me the chance to replay old PC titles, test new survival challenges, and expand the chaos beyond Nintendoโ€™s snowy borders.

Two handhelds. Twice the worlds to survive. Zero guarantees Iโ€™ll survive any of them.

Continue the Journey

Survivorโ€™s Camp Hub |
Elite Dangerous Diary |
SnowRunner Permagear Diaries

SnowRunner Survival: The Permagear Diaries โ€“ Driver Log Seven: Mud, Bridges, and Big Dreams

โ€œSometimes the smallest truck has the biggest heart. And sometimes, Red gets new shoes.โ€

๐Ÿ“œ Series Hub: SnowRunner Survival: The Permagear Diaries Main Hub

๐Ÿ›  Rules: SnowRunner Permagear Rules

๐Ÿ’ก Why Permagear Works: Read the reasoning behind the challenge

Missed Day Six? Find it here.


๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ Exploring With Red (and Just a Little Jealousy)

With Pipe Dreams in the rear-view mirror, itโ€™s a well-earned day off for Frank. Today? Itโ€™s all about Red. Heโ€™s got the boundless energy of a puppy on caffeine and the mud-crawling tenacity ofโ€ฆ well, a Scout whoโ€™s tired of being second-best.

The target? The wooden bridge task. Along the way, I spot a trailer Red thinks he can handle. He canโ€™t. But youโ€™ve got to admire the ambition.

We reach the bridge and, of course, it needs wooden planks. Frankโ€™s domain. But Redโ€™s not doneโ€”he also picks up a SnowRunner throttle upgrade (one for himself and one for Scout). Naturally, Red gets the install. Scout remains benched.

๐ŸŒŠ Mud Wrestling and Watchtower Glory

Tempted to spoil Red with more upgrades, I decide to hold off. Then he earns them. Charging through deep mud and water, Red smashes through the terrain to grab another Watchtower like a tiny, determined hero.

Back to the garage we goโ€”Red gets a roof rack for longer hauls and, most importantly, a tyre upgrade. Thatโ€™s right: better grip, less slipping, and maximum mud-mashing potential. Watch out, Frank.

๐Ÿชต Frank Does What Frank Does Best

Now itโ€™s Frankโ€™s turn. Time to deliver those wooden planks and make that bridge a reality. He follows the same route Red scouted earlier, proving why heโ€™s still the heavy-lifting king.

  • Bridge? Built.
  • Frank? Effective as ever.
  • Red? Flexing in the garage.
  • Scout? Still patiently waiting for relevance.

๐Ÿ“ Next Stop: Smithville Dam

Black River is slowly bending to our will, and tomorrow we head deeper into Michiganโ€”straight into Smithville Dam. There will be mud. There will be breakdowns. But Redโ€™s got new tyres, and morale is high.

๐Ÿ›ž Team Status Update

  • Red: Roof rack, throttle upgrade, fresh set of tyres. Officially a mud-slaying menace.
  • Frank: Old reliable. Still gets the job done. Probably feeling a little upstaged.
  • Scout: Collecting dust. One day, Scout. One day.

๐Ÿ“ธ Coming Soon

  • Red showing off the new tyres.
  • Watchtower victory shot.
  • Frank delivering planks like a pro.

Want more SnowRunner? Day 8 link coming soon.

Turning Stress into Stories

What daily habit do you do that improves your quality of life?

Playing survival games โ€” or at least writing about them. Itโ€™s my way of turning stress into stories, chaos into comedy, and reminding myself that if I can laugh at freezing to death in The Long Dark, I can probably handle real life too.

(Plenty more daily doses of survival chaos at Survivor Incognito.)

Survival Skills Courtesy of Google

What was the last thing you searched for online? Why were you looking for it?

The crafting recipe for something I definitely should have memorised by now. In survival games, Iโ€™m always convinced Iโ€™ll remember how to make the essentials โ€” until I blank mid-blizzard and have to look it up. Real survivalists carry manuals; I carry Google.

(Plenty more questionable survival โ€œresearchโ€ at Survivor Incognito.)

Disaster, Slapstick, and Saturday Mornings

What TV shows did you watch as a kid?

Mostly cartoons where the characters survived ridiculous disasters with nothing but luck and slapstick timing. Guess I was training for survival games earlier than I thought.

(From cartoon pratfalls to permadeath playthroughs, the survival chaos continues at Survivor Incognito.)

Survivorโ€™s Reel is Live

Iโ€™ve set up a new page on the blog: Survivorโ€™s Reel. This is where Iโ€™ll be collecting no commentary gameplay clips โ€” short videos from my survival runs, space trucking in Elite Dangerous, ETS2 deliveries, and the occasional Permagear Diaries chaos in SnowRunner.

The main blog will always be where the stories are told. Survivorโ€™s Reel is the side lane: raw footage, animal ambushes, lucky escapes, and the occasional accidental win.

You can check it out here: Survivorโ€™s Reel โ€“ No Commentary Gameplay Archive


Back to the Camp

Return to Survivorโ€™s Camp

Peaceful Nights, Chaotic Screens

What’s your favorite time of day?

Late evening. The world quiets down, the dayโ€™s chaos settles, and I finally get to sit with a console in hand โ€” ready to make even more chaos in some poor survival game. Peaceful in real life, disastrous on screen.

(Plenty more late-night survival disasters at Survivor Incognito.)

Survival Food, Modern Edition

What’s your favorite recipe?

Nachos โ€” because theyโ€™re basically the survival food of the modern age. Minimal effort, maximum comfort, and you can pile on whatever youโ€™ve managed to scavenge from the fridge. In survival games Iโ€™m boiling unsafe water; in real life, Iโ€™m melting cheese. That feels like a fair trade.

(Plenty more questionable survival meals โ€” digital and otherwise โ€” at Survivor Incognito.)

Double the Consoles, Double the Chaos

Tell us about the last thing you got excited about.

Getting my Steam Deck. Itโ€™s like handing chaos a second console โ€” now my survival disasters can follow me anywhere. I love my Switch, but the Deck opens the door to even more worlds to freeze, starve, or get eaten in. Excited? Absolutely. Prepared? Not in the slightest.

(Plenty more survival chaos โ€” now on two consoles โ€” at Survivor Incognito.)

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