๐ŸŽ‰ 500 Views of Portable Chaos โ€“ Thank You for Stopping By!

Survivor Incognito has crossed 500 views! A huge thank you to everyone whoโ€™s joined the portable survival chaos. Hereโ€™s to more maps, more diaries, and probably more regrettable decisions.


57 Days. 500 Views. And At Least That Many Bad Spear Throws.

Somehow, this little survival corner of the internet has crossed 500 viewsโ€”and I want to say a huge thank you to everyone whoโ€™s visited, clicked, or accidentally found the blog while looking for something else entirely. (Hey, Iโ€™ll take it.)

When I started Survivor Incognito 57 days ago, it was just a space to share:

Survival game stories (usually featuring questionable decisions)

Maps and guides (so you donโ€™t get lost like I do)

And a lot of Switch-based chaos


Fast forward to today, and Iโ€™m genuinely thrilled that over 500 viewsโ€™ worth of folks have joined in. Whether you came for ARK maps, The Long Dark Customloper settings, Skyrim survival mishaps, or just to watch the chaos unfoldโ€”thank you.


๐Ÿš€ Whatโ€™s Next?

The chaos continues:

The Day One Diaries: ARK Edition is launching soon, filling the weekend gaps with fresh prehistoric panic.

The map pages and hubs will keep growing as I explore (and inevitably die in) new places.

More survival stories, more bad ideas, and probably more pinecone tea. Expect more information soon.


๐Ÿงญ Thanks for Joining the Journey

Iโ€™m just getting started. If youโ€™ve enjoyed the blog so far: โžก Bookmark the site
โžก Share it with fellow Switch survival fans
โžก Or just stick around for the next 500 views of portable disaster.

Hereโ€™s to the next milestoneโ€”and to thriving, not just surviving.

The Cold Chronicles Day Seven: A Voyageur’s Tale of The Long Dark

The Cold Chronicles โ€“ Day 7: Dead Ends, Rifle Finds, and Aurora Skies

Difficulty: Voyageur
Optional Features: Cougar enabled (because paranoia keeps you alive)

Day 7 on Coastal Highway brings dead-end roads, beachcombing, Barbโ€™s rifle, and my first aurora. I almost fall through the ice (again), stash gear on Jackrabbit Island, and cook meat like a man possessed. Soโ€ฆ a productive day?

Missed Day 6? Read it here.

The Road That Goes Nowhere

Another sunrise, another overambitious plan. Today, I decide Iโ€™m going to follow Coastal Highway all the way to its mysterious conclusion. Maybe Iโ€™ll find a new transition zone. Maybe Iโ€™ll find a wrecked truck with some rifle rounds and a can of dog food. Maybe Iโ€™ll find peace.

Spoiler: itโ€™s a rockfall.

But I donโ€™t know that yet. I set out early, dragging my increasingly reluctant survivor across the snow. First stop: the bridge just beyond the garage. Itโ€™s held up surprisingly well for the end of civilization. On the far side, I spot a car, and inside itโ€”a note. Someone left a tip about a hidden cache near the garage. Tempting. Very tempting. But I decide to keep pushing forward for now. Eyes on the prize.

The road gets quieter. No wolves, no wind. Just snow crunching underfoot and the occasional groan from my guy whoโ€™s still mad about the 40kg backpack Iโ€™m making him haul. Eventually, the highway ends not with loot or glory, but a literal wall of boulders. No secret passage, no helpful signage. Just a dead end.

Rifles, Ice, and Intrusive Memories

With the highway goal dashed, I backtrack. But Iโ€™m not going to waste the day. I decide to poke around under the bridge I crossed earlierโ€”because thatโ€™s a normal survival instinct now. Good thing I do, too.

Tucked under the support beams, half-buried in snow, is Barbโ€™s rifle. No note, no explanation. Just the long-forgotten tool of someone else’s survival story. I take it, check the condition (not bad), and immediately feel 30% more powerful. Rifle > revolver. Every time.

Feeling cocky, I veer off the road and make my way across the ice toward Jackrabbit Island. The ice creaks and pops in that threatening way it always does, but I push forward, ignoring the very obvious signs that I am not welcome here. My screen does that โ€œyouโ€™re about to dieโ€ wobble. I shuffle back to solid ice just in time. Somehow, I donโ€™t fall in. Survival roulette wins again.

The Jackrabbit Hoard

I reach the house on Jackrabbit Island and decide to use it as a makeshift drop zone. I ditch the revolver, some food, a spare lantern, and whatever else I can live without. The rifle stays with me, obviously.

Loot-wise, Jackrabbit delivers. I find:

  • A skill book for rifles (Barb would be proud)
  • Another lantern (my thirdโ€”clearly I have a problem)
  • More food, because Coastal Highway is just one big buffet if you know where to look

My inventoryโ€™s still ridiculous, but a little lighter. Temporarily.

Seagulls and Sketchy Ice

On the way back, I decide to risk a little beachcombing. I hug the shoreline, watching for anything shiny poking out of the snowโ€”and get rewarded. A couple of arrows just sitting on the ice, half-frozen but perfectly usable. I swipe them up and head for Misanthrope Island.

As I get close, I see birds circling. That means one thing: a carcass. The ice between me and it looks about as stable as my guyโ€™s calorie intake, but I edge closer anyway. Itโ€™s a deer, still fresh. I manage to harvest the meat and pull back without falling in. That makes two ice victories today, which honestly feels greedy.

Inside the house on Misanthrope, I findโ€”surpriseโ€”more food and clothing. Nothing game-changing, but enough to keep the โ€œloot goblinโ€ part of my brain happy. I stow what I can, then head back toward the garage with a torch in hand in case wolves decide theyโ€™re hungry for man meat.

A Spark in the Static

Back at the garage, somethingโ€™s different. Thereโ€™s a glow. A hum. The computer whirs to life.

The aurora has arrived.

Itโ€™s my first one in this run, and itโ€™s just as eerie as I remember. The air crackles, the sky pulses green, and the electronicsโ€”dormant and useless for daysโ€”suddenly flicker back to life. Itโ€™s beautiful in a โ€œshould I be worried?โ€ sort of way.

I donโ€™t have time to dwell on it. Iโ€™ve got meat to cook, water to boil, and coffee to brew. Lots of coffee. My survivorโ€™s probably 80% caffeine at this point. I do my best diner cook impression, juggling pots and pans, and by the end of it the place smells like scorched venison and instant espresso. Not the worst way to end a day.

I eat what I can, dump the rest into storage, and crawl into bed. The aurora flickers through the window as I drift off.

Final Thoughts

Day 7 gave me a rifle, some arrows, a hidden cache hint, and a front-row seat to the aurora. Sure, I nearly fell through the ice twice and carried half my body weight in gear the whole way, but it was worth it.

Still alive. Still hoarding. Still hallucinating predators.

Continue the journey:
Day 6 |
Day 8

๐Ÿงญ Weekly Recap โ€“ Survive, Sleep, Repeat

Catch up on the latest survival stories from Survivor Incognito, including permadeath tips, The Long Darkโ€™s Customloper progress, Skyrim Survival struggles, and our chaotic first steps in Grounded. Your weekly roundup of cozy chaos and portable panic is here!


Monday:

๐Ÿ’€ How I Handle Permadeath (And Still Sleep at Night)
I laid out my personal rules for permadeath, how I cope when a character dies a stupid death (usually of my own doing), and why it somehow keeps me coming back for more. Survival tip: Sleep helps. So does sarcasm.

Read it here: How I Handle Permadeath (and Still Sleep at Night)


Tuesday

๐Ÿ“œ Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Day Three
We went further out to sea, saw things we probably shouldnโ€™t have, and learned that fish aren’t the only things lurking in the dark. Spoiler: sanity is overrated.

Read it here: Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Day Three


Wednesday

๐Ÿ” Customloper โ€“ Day Two
Mountain Town continues to be less โ€œcosy alpine retreatโ€ and more โ€œconveniently located death trap.โ€ At least we are still in one piece. Mostly.

Read it here: Customloper Diaries Day Two: Blizzards, Boots, and Baseball Cap Confusion


Thursday

๐Ÿ—ก Skyrim Survival โ€“ Day Eight
Frostbite, bandits, and the general annoyance of being overencumbered after picking up one too many cabbages. Classic Skyrim survival energy.

Read it here: Sneak, Snipe, Repeat Day Eight


Friday:

๐Ÿก Grounded โ€“ Day One
Honey, I Shrunk the Panic. First day in the backyard brought bugs, dehydration, and a steep learning curve. That aphid had it coming.

Read it here: The Backyard Trials: Grounded Day One โ€“ Honey, I Lost Myself in the Backyard


Coming next week:

๐ŸงŠ More Long Dark, more Dark Waters, more Skyrim, and a deeper dive into the backyard horrors of Grounded. If weโ€™re lucky, there may even be fireflies. If not, probably just death by thirst.

I’ll also hopefully have the Day One Diary for Don’t Starve up. And will explain the the rules for Snowrunner Survival. But these are both hopefully as I’m currently under the weather at the time of this going up. Thank goodness for being able to schedule posts though.

Customloper Diaries Day Two: Blizzards, Boots, and Baseball Cap Confusion

Customloper Diaries โ€“ Day 2: Blizzards, Boots, and Baseball Cap Confusion

Weather: Blizzard with a side of regret

Loot Highlight: Marinerโ€™s Pea Coat, Maple Syrup, Three Matches

Mood: Optimistic, then crushed by cooking requirements

Missed the start of this adventure? Read Day 1 here.


Blizzard-Hopping in Milton

I start the day in Grey Motherโ€™s house, do some quick inventory management, and drop 2.5 litres of waterโ€”hydration is important, but weight limits are brutal. I also find a third cooking pot beside the fireplace, which I immediately move to the kitchen like the house-proud survivalist I am.

Outside? Blizzard. Naturally.

First stop: the post office. It gives me nothing but disappointment, but the car loot makes up for itโ€”three matches from four vehicles is an impressive haul in a whiteout.

I hop from building to building, clothes getting wetter, warmth draining faster than my optimism. Still, I find a pair of work bootsโ€”a welcome upgrade from my starter footwear.


Weather Clears, Map Expands

Eventually, the blizzard dies down. I whip out some charcoal and start sketching like a freezing Bob Ross, mapping out more of Milton.

The improved visibility leads to some solid loot:

  • Rabbit meat in a freezer
  • A glorious Marinerโ€™s Pea Coat (cue dramatic coat-swirling montage)

Loot, Syrup & Sadness

In another house, I pick up a can opener and a cozy pair of wool long johns. Back at Grey Motherโ€™s, I drop off my spoilsโ€”deer and rabbit meat, sticks, and reclaimed wood. My outdoor meat stash is growing nicely.

With some time left in the day, I loot another house and find maple syrup. I get stupidly excited. Lilyโ€™s Pancakes are within reach! Or so I think…

Turns out I need Cooking Level 4 and acorn grounds. Who knew pancakes were an advanced skill? The disappointment is real.

Also found: another chunk of deer meat in the freezer. Iโ€™ll take it.


Peak Chaos: The Baseball Cap Incident

I end the day attempting to harvest a baseball cap for cloth. Instead, I drop it. Then I drop it again. Then I drop it somewhere else. Apparently, Iโ€™ve been out in the cold too long.

Back at base, I drop the last of my meat stash outside, harvest some clothes, fill up on food and drink, and wrap up Day 2. Hopefully tomorrow Iโ€™ll make it to that memento cache.


Continue the Journey

Hereโ€™s Whatโ€™s Coming This Week โ€“ June 16 to 22

From fishing mishaps to Skyrim sniping and a custom cold-weather panic run, hereโ€™s whatโ€™s planned this week on Survivor Incognito.

The Week Ahead

The schedule is packed โ€” except for Monday, which is still being negotiated with the universe. But the rest of the week? Solid chaos incoming:

โ“ Monday โ€“ ???
Letโ€™s call it… a mystery. Maybe a new Survivorโ€™s Short? Maybe I finally win a wolf fight? Maybe I stare at a snow shelter and question my life choices. Stay tuned.

๐ŸŒŠ Tuesday โ€“ Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Day Three
Debt cleared, upgrades unlocked, and still no idea whatโ€™s lurking beneath the boat. Letโ€™s fish. Letโ€™s panic.

โ„ Wednesday โ€“ Customloper Diaries Day 2: Blizzards, Boots, and Baseball Cap Confusion
Day 2 of my Customloper survival in The Long Dark. Mild weather? Never heard of her.

๐Ÿ—ก Thursday โ€“ Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival โ€“ Day Eight
Skyrim continues. The Argonianโ€™s sneak streak lives on, unless someone spots him โ€” in which case, panic magic it is.

๐Ÿช“ Friday โ€“ The Backyard Trials: Grounded Day One โ€“ Honey, I Lost Myself in the Backyard
Itโ€™s tiny, itโ€™s deadly, and Iโ€™ve already lost my bearings. Welcome to Grounded permadeath.

More Survival Incoming

Thereโ€™s more to come, including mystery Mondays, drowned diaries, and maybe a few unexpected wolves. Stick around โ€” the chaos is scheduled.

Here’s What You Missed This Week โ€“ Survival Recap


From rabbits with better reflexes than me to undead sniper ambushes, hereโ€™s the full recap of what went live this week on Survivor Incognito.

The Week in Review

Another week, another round of chaos, permadeath, and poor life choices in the name of survival. Letโ€™s take a look at what went live:

๐Ÿ‡ Monday: Survivorโ€™s Shorts โ€“ The Rabbit Which Got Up and Left
Yes, I stunned a rabbit. No, I didnโ€™t catch it. Yes, it got up, looked me dead in the eyes, and walked away like it had somewhere better to be.

Survivorโ€™s Shorts: The Rabbit Got Up and Left Like I Wasnโ€™t Even Worth It


๐ŸŒŠ Tuesday: Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Day Two
The paranoia sets in. Fish with extra eyes, fog with extra vibes, and a to-do list that mostly reads “donโ€™t die.” Just another day on the water.

Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ€“ Day Two


โ„ Wednesday: The Cold Chronicles โ€“ Day Six
Itโ€™s cold. Itโ€™s bleak. There are wolves. So naturally, I went exploring. Because thatโ€™s never gone wrong before.

The Cold Chronicles Day Six: A Voyageurโ€™s Tale of The Long Dark


๐Ÿ—ก Thursday: Skyrim Survival โ€“ Day Seven
Sneak, snipe, and regret. The Argonian continues the journey through frost, bandits, and the occasional vampire attack.

Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival Day Seven


๐ŸงŸ Friday: Day One Diary โ€“ Zombie Army Trilogy
The zombies were waiting. The rifle jammed (emotionally, not mechanically). Welcome to permadeath mode, where the first day might also be the last.

Survivor Incognito: Zombie Army Trilogy โ€“ Day One Diary


Stay Frosty (and maybe carry a torch)

More survival tales are just around the corner. Thanks for reading, and remember โ€” if something looks too quiet, itโ€™s probably a wolf.

The Cold Chronicles โ€“ Day 6 Is Live!

Spoiler: Things didn’t warm up

Day 6 of The Cold Chronicles is now liveโ€”and so is my steadily growing sense of frostbitten despair.

Expect:

Another day of snow, moose anxiety, and questionable life choices

A desperate search for supplies that endsโ€ฆ poorly

And a reminder that even the sun looks cold in The Long Dark

๏“– Read the latest entry here: The Cold Chronicles Day Six
โ„๏ธ Catch up on previous days via The Cold Chronicles: The Long Dark Hub

The Cold Chronicles Day Six: A Voyageur’s Tale of The Long Dark

The Cold Chronicles โ€“ Day 6: Cartography, Carcasses, and Cold Feet

Difficulty: Voyageur
Optional Features: Cougar enabled (because paranoia keeps you alive)

โ€œSnow, moaning about pack weight, and mapping everything that doesnโ€™t bite. I dodge wolves, hallucinate bears, and risk the ice for some questionable meat. All in a dayโ€™s work.โ€

Missed Day 5? Read it here.

Morning Mystery: Where’s My Hide?

I start the day in that familiar state of survival-induced amnesia, wondering what I did yesterday and where I put that deer hide I worked so hard for. A quick look at my freshly updated map reveals itโ€™s just a couple of houses down the road. I retrieve it without incident and decide todayโ€™s goal is simple: push further down the highway and fill in more of the map. No drama. Just exploration.

Which, in this game, obviously means Iโ€™m about to get hit by some drama.

Weather Warnings and Weight Woes

I step outside and immediately regret everything. Itโ€™s snowing, visibility is tanking, and Iโ€™m carrying 5kg more than I should be. My guy starts wheezing like heโ€™s dragging a lead sled through molasses, and I know Iโ€™m going to hear him grumble about it all day.

Still, I press on.

Vehicles, Wolves, and Safe Sketching

I come across an abandoned car. Nothing useful inside, but it counts as shelter, and more importantly, itโ€™s a predator-free place to update the map. I sketch it in while occasionally glancing at the frozen coast where wolves are loitering like bored mall cops. I carry on before they get curious.

Further along, I spot a closed fishing hutโ€”unlooted and unvisited. Jackpot. I raid it for whatever scraps I can find and add it to the map.

Warm Feet, Flashbacks, and Phantom Bears

At the nearby fishing camp, I head into the first cabin and finally find a proper pair of boots. They’re heavier, but warmer, and my frostbitten toes thank me for the upgrade. I repair them, put them on, and get ready to head back out.

The moment I step outside, I freeze. Not because of the coldโ€”but because I think I see a bear. Instant flashback to a past run in this same region, where a moose blindsided me outside the garage like it was collecting a debt.

Turns out this time itโ€™s just a weird shadow and my overactive paranoia. No bear. Crisis imagined.

The rest of the cabins offer very little, but I do manage to:

  • Score a flashlight (Aurora prep)
  • Find more revolver rounds (now at 23 bullets)
  • Still weigh 40kg because I canโ€™t stop picking up every slightly useful item I see

Birdwatching for Survival

As the light fades, I notice birds circling another fishing hut in the distance. That means one of three things: a body, a carcass, or a trap. I roll the dice and head over.

It’s a wolf carcass, right at the edge of some very sketchy-looking ice. I brace myself for a freezing swim but manage to harvest the meat without falling through. Back in the hut, I cook up the wolf and have my first proper meal in a while. Victory tastes like questionable carnivore.

The Long Walk Home (By Torchlight)

Darkness falls fast, and while the fishing hut is cozy enough, I donโ€™t trust it to protect me through the night. I grab a torch from the fire and make the journey back to the fishing camp.

Somehow, no wolves. No bears. No moose. Just the sound of snow crunching underfoot and the occasional โ€œughโ€ from my overencumbered survivor. I make it to the cabin, crawl into bed, and let the darkness take me.

Final Thoughts

Day 6 down. I mapped half the coastline, got some new boots, hallucinated a bear, and ate a dead wolf. Still weighed down like a junkyard collector, but alive. That counts.

Continue the journey:
Day 5 |
Day 7

Survivor’s Shorts: The Rabbit Got Up and Left Like I Wasnโ€™t Even Worth It

In Pleasant Valley, I stunned a rabbit in The Long Dark. I walked over, ready to claim victoryโ€”only for it to stand up, look at me, and run away. Iโ€™ve never felt so insulted by a ball of fluff.


Ah, Pleasant Valley.

Land of blizzards, wolves, and soul-crushing optimism.

I was low on food, lower on morale, and spotted a few rabbits hopping around like they hadnโ€™t a care in the world. I grabbed a rock and let instinct take over.

Thwack.
Direct hit. Rabbit down. I stunned it.

Heart racing, I walked over like a proud predator. This was itโ€”my big win.
Dinner secured. Survival extended. The tundra had finally thrown me a bone.

But when I reached it?

The rabbit got up. Looked at me. And left.

No panic. No zigzag. Just a calm, confident hop back to its fluffy little lifeโ€”like I hadnโ€™t just concussed it with a rock.


I tried to chase it, failed. I just stood there, rock still in hand, questioning my worth.
Turns out in The Long Dark, you donโ€™t get the kill unless you earn it fast.
And that rabbit clearly decidedโ€ฆ I wasnโ€™t worth the effort.


Final Thoughts

The Long Dark is full of brutal wildlife encounters.
Turns out, sometimes the smallest animals donโ€™t need claws or teeth โ€” they just need perfect timing to humiliate you.


If you enjoyed this one, please check out my other Survivorโ€™s Shorts | Survival Game Clips, Fails & Funny Playthrough Highlights

Hereโ€™s Whatโ€™s Coming This Week โ€“ June 9th – June 14th Preview

Survival, stunned rabbits, fishing horrors, and a lot of undead. Hereโ€™s whatโ€™s scheduled for this week on Survivor Incognito.


The Week Ahead

Weโ€™re keeping the survival streak alive with another full lineup of chaos, questionable decisions, and more permadeath fun. Hereโ€™s whatโ€™s coming your way:

๐Ÿ‡ Monday: Survivorโ€™s Shorts โ€” The One Involving The Stunned Rabbit

Youโ€™ll see. It involves a rabbit, a stone, and my general lack of coordination.

๐ŸŒŠ Tuesday: Dark Waters โ€“ Day 2

The sea grows darker, the fish get weirder, and the Madness meter keeps rising. Day 2 of Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival goes live.

โ„ Wednesday: The Cold Chronicles โ€“ Day 6

The Long Dark journey continues. More cold, more danger, and probably more bad choices.

๐Ÿ—ก Thursday: Sneak, Snipe, Repeat โ€“ Day 7

The Argonianโ€™s Skyrim Survival Mode adventure rolls into Day 7. Expect more sneaking, more sniping, and definitely more repeat.

๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ Friday: Day One Diary โ€“ Zombie Army Trilogy

The undead rise just in time for Friday. Itโ€™s a Day One Diary entry for Zombie Army Trilogy, and letโ€™s just say the welcome committee was enthusiastic.


See You in the Wild

As always, stay tuned across the week as each new post goes live โ€” and feel free to place bets on which run falls apart first.

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