Your Cozy Corner of Chaos in The Survival Genre
Somehow, 100 people have visited this blog. Whether you came here by accident, curiosity, or you just enjoy secondhand frostbite, thanks for stopping by.
I’m about 75% done with the Long Dark region maps page, which will include:
Clickable region maps
Survival advice (questionable but heartfelt)
All zones: Great Bear, Far Territory, and transition maps
It’s coming soon. Until then, stay fed, stay warm, and don’t trust the ice.
Missed this week’s survival misadventures? Here’s your one-stop recap of ARK, Skyrim, and The Long Dark escapades, plus a sneak peek at what’s coming next.
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Day One Diary – ARK: Scorched Earth
Woke up in a desert, punched a cactus, and got killed by a doedicurus. Survival at its finest.
Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival Day One
Escaped Helgen, fought bandits and picked flowers. Activated Survival Mode because I enjoy suffering.
Cold Chronicles: A Voyageur’s Tale – Day Two
Still cold. Still lost. Now with more wolf dodging and questionable life choices.
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Launched Day One Diaries for ARK
Began my life as a Stealth Archer in Skyrim Survial
Continued Cold Chronicles with Day 2
Teased upcoming content to keep you (and me) on our toes
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Stay tuned for more survival tales, misadventures, and the occasional accidental success.
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The matches? Still missing.
The weather? Colder than a freezer full of betrayal.
The navigator? Definitely lost.
Survivor Incognito’s Voyageur playthrough continues with Day Two—featuring poor directional choices, frostbitten regret, and the desperate hunt for anything that’ll start a fire.
Read Day 2 Here: Day 2: Where Are The Matches?
Read Day 1 Here: Day 1: Desolation, Rabbits & Dubious Decisions
The next entry in The Cold Chronicles: A Voyageur’s Tale of The Long Dark drops later today. Expect questionable survival strategies, accidental sprains, and the kind of looting choices that make future-you roll their eyes.
Check back soon—because nothing says cozy like reading about frostbite from the comfort of your warm couch.
What happens when an Argonian wakes up in a war-torn land, gets ambushed by wolves, and punches their way through a mine with a bow, a mace, and zero survival instincts?
Skyrim Survival Mode is cold, cruel, and kind of hilarious when you’re new, hungry, and accidentally following Hadvar because you forgot where Riverwood was.
Day One drops in the next few hours—get ready for some frosty chaos and beginner stealth-archer blunders.
And don’t forget: Day Two of The Long Dark Voyageur playthrough goes live tomorrow. More cold. More chaos. Less punching. (Probably.)
It’s a hot, unforgiving wasteland out here. No snow, no ice, just endless sand and heat. In my latest Day 1 Diary, I venture into ARK: Scorched Earth, where the weather’s not the only thing that can kill you. Expect deadly creatures, extreme conditions, and a whole new survival challenge.
Stay tuned for the full post—find out how I’m holding up against the elements, surviving in the desert, and what’s lurking just out of sight. Will I make it past Day 1? Find out soon!
In the meantime, read my other Day 1 Diary here: Day One Diaries
Guess who just got a social life? That’s right—Survivor Incognito is now roaming the wilds of the internet on Bluesky, Tumblr, and Facebook.
Whether you prefer scrolling through cozy chaos or curated campfire stories, you can now follow along, share your favorite posts, and stay updated on the latest survival shenanigans—no matter where you hang out online.
Follow me here:
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Facebook
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And as always, stay warm, stay weird, and don’t forget your bedroll.
Survivor Incognito 