Because the madness needs more reach.
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Just a quick note to say that Survivor Incognito blog posts are now being shared on Threads!
If youโre over there and want to follow along, you can catch:
New blog entry announcements
Teasers and pins
Occasional fog-induced mutterings
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Nothingโs changing here on the blogโyouโll still get the full stories, permadeath chaos, and survival ramblings like always. Threads is just another place for the madness to spread.
Hereโs Whatโs Coming This Week โ June 9th – June 14th Preview
Survival, stunned rabbits, fishing horrors, and a lot of undead. Hereโs whatโs scheduled for this week on Survivor Incognito.
The Week Ahead
Weโre keeping the survival streak alive with another full lineup of chaos, questionable decisions, and more permadeath fun. Hereโs whatโs coming your way:
๐ Monday: Survivorโs Shorts โ The One Involving The Stunned Rabbit
Youโll see. It involves a rabbit, a stone, and my general lack of coordination.
๐ Tuesday: Dark Waters โ Day 2
The sea grows darker, the fish get weirder, and the Madness meter keeps rising. Day 2 of Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival goes live.
โ Wednesday: The Cold Chronicles โ Day 6
The Long Dark journey continues. More cold, more danger, and probably more bad choices.
๐ก Thursday: Sneak, Snipe, Repeat โ Day 7
The Argonianโs Skyrim Survival Mode adventure rolls into Day 7. Expect more sneaking, more sniping, and definitely more repeat.
๐งโโ๏ธ Friday: Day One Diary โ Zombie Army Trilogy
The undead rise just in time for Friday. Itโs a Day One Diary entry for Zombie Army Trilogy, and letโs just say the welcome committee was enthusiastic.
See You in the Wild
As always, stay tuned across the week as each new post goes live โ and feel free to place bets on which run falls apart first.
Hereโs What You Missed This Week โ June 1st Week Recap
Catch up on this weekโs survival chaos: bears, zombies, Customloper runs, permadeath hubs, and one very questionable Interloper experience.
This Week in Review
Another week of survival, panic, and the occasional questionable decision. Hereโs what went live across the blog:
๐ป Monday: Bear Meets Panic Rifle
Sometimes you bring a rifle to a bear encounter. Sometimes the rifle just brings panic. This week kicked off with a new Survivor’s Shorts entry where I learned that even with a firearm, bears remain terrifying.
The One-Shot Wonder: Bear Meets Panic Rifle
๐ Tuesday: Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ Day One
The boat launched, the paranoia began. My permadeath Dredge run officially set sail with the start of Dark Waters. The ocean may look calm, but we both know it isnโt.
Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ Day 1
โ๏ธ Wednesday: Customloper โ Day One
The Customloper experiment is underway. A bit Interloper, a bit Voyageur, a lot of me desperately hoping I donโt freeze to death before leaving Mountain Town. So far, soโฆ technically alive.
Customloper Diaries Day 1: A Woollen Windy Welcome to Milton
Side note, The Cold Chronicles and Customloper Diaries will be alternating weeks for the foreseeable. Until one of them ends of course. So next week will be the next entry The Cold Chronicles
๐ก Thursday: Skyrim Survival โ Sneak, Snipe, Repeat โ Day Six
The Argonian saga continues. Day Six saw more stealth, more arrows, and the usual healthy amount of questionable life choices while wandering Skyrimโs frozen wilderness.
Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Suvival Day Six
๐ช Friday: Grounded Permadeath Hub Goes Live
The hub page for The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath is officially up and running! Rules, info, and upcoming entries are all ready for you.
I also teased whatโs coming next Friday: a special Day One Diary for Zombie Army Trilogyโfittingly set for Friday the 13th.
The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath
Zombie Army Trilogy โ Day One Diary Coming This Friday the 13th
๐ Saturday: The Desolation Point Debacle
Today’s Survivor’s Shorts took us into Desolation Point on Interloper. It didnโt go well. (Shocking, I know.)
Survivorโs Shorts: Interloper โ The Desolation Point Debacle
What’s Coming Next
The backlog grows stronger. Next week, expect more from Dark Waters, Customloper, Skyrim Survival, and our first look at Zombie Army Trilogy. More danger, more chaos, more very avoidable mistakes.
Zombie Army Trilogy โ Day One Diary Coming This Friday the 13th
What better day to dive headfirst into Nazi zombies than Friday the 13th?
The latest Day One Diary arrives this Friday as I take my first steps into Zombie Army Trilogy. Expect undead soldiers, occult seals, suicidal zombies, and my usual mixture of panic, bad aim, and questionable survival instincts.
Character: Hermann Wolf
Chapter: The Berlin Horror โ Village of the Dead
Difficulty: Marksman
Safe rooms reached? Yes.
Ammo well managed? Debatable.
Mental stability? Slipping.
Zombie Army Trilogy โ Day One Diary goes live Friday the 13th. Consider it a very fitting start.
In the meantime, check out my other Day One Diaries | Survival Game Playthroughs & First-Day Survival Challenges
The week after Friday the 13th, begins my Grounded Permadeath adventure. Check out what is going to involve here: The Backyard Trials: Grounded Permadeath
Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ Day One
Where Am I, What Is That Fog, and Why Is My Compass Blinking at Me?
Day 1 of my Dredge permadeath playthrough. I crash a boat, inherit another, fish like a pro, and nearly get lost forever in Lesser Marrow. Welcome to Greater Marrowโthe creepiest fishing job Iโve ever had.
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Welcome to Greater Marrow: Where the Fish Are Plentiful and the Fog Eats Souls
The game opens with a cutscene: Iโm peacefully boating along when heavy fog rolls in like an uninvited guest. Thenโcrash! Rocks. Camera pans to a lighthouse, which apparently decided to take the night off.
Inside the boat before the crash, I notice a crumpled job advert: โAngler Wanted.โ I see now it meant sacrificial angler.

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I wake up on a soggy dock at 6:00am on a Monday morning, having apparently faceplanted here the night before. The Mayor of Greater Marrow is there to greet me with all the cheer of someone who just hired a corpse to do a job.
He casually asks if I โdidnโt see the lighthouse.โ I choose not to answer, partly because Iโm still drying out, and partly because I very clearly didnโt. My boat? Completely ruined. But the Mayor had the locals haul my stuff into an old spare vessel. How quaint.
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My First Fishing Trip and Immediate Cartographic Failure
The Mayor warns me to be back before sundown. Apparently fog does weird things after dark. Comforting.
I hop in the backup boat and head out. The controls are straightforward and intuitive. Time passes while fishing, sailing, or basically doing anythingโso multitasking is not encouraged.
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By 3:17pm, Iโve reeled in seven blue mackerel and three cod. Iโm feeling confident. A little too confident. I decide I have time for just one more fish.
Spoiler: I didnโt.

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After grabbing another mackerel, I turn backโฆ only to realise Iโve docked at Lesser Marrow, not Greater. Oops. I am, in fact, an idiot. A kind soul points me back to the lighthouse. By the time I get home, it’s 8:43pm and there’s a disturbing eye icon blinking next to my compass.
Is thatโฆ panic? Hallucination? Ancient evil? Who knows!
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Debt, Deals, and the Definitely-Not-Suspicious Fishmonger
Back at Greater Marrow, the Mayor is somehow still waiting for me like an overbearing boss. He says I can pay off the loan on the boat by selling fish, with โa small percentageโ going toward town improvements. Sounds a bit pyramid-scheme-y, but I nod along.
Inside the Fishmongerโs shop, he greets me with surprise: โNew fisherman, already?โ I ask about the last one. He doesnโt answer. Just says it takes a โcertain type of personโ to last out here. You mean one with night vision and zero self-preservation instincts?
I sell my fish, earning enough to reduce my $50 debt to $31.58. Thatโs decent for a day of being lost at sea.
The Mayor intercepts me again and hands over a research part, which I can use to upgrade my ship.

Upgrades, Nightfall, and Regrets
I pop into the Shipwrightโs to check out the gear. After some very internal debating, I buy the Simple Skimmer Rod for catching shallow-water fish. It takes two in-game hours to install, meaning I walk out at 10:46pm.
I use the research part to unlock the Improved Outboard Engine, because clearly I need all the speed I can get after todayโs performance.
I return to the dock, mentally exhausted, financially lighter, and very aware that this is only day one.
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End of Day Summary
- Fish Caught: 8 blue mackerel, 3 cod
- Debt Remaining: $31:58
- Creepy Things Spotted: One blinking eye
- Times I Got Lost: Let’s just call it “multiple”
- Regrets: Also multiple
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โ ๏ธ Madness Strike #1: Fogblind and Foolish
Letโs be honestโI didnโt mean to return after dark. But between misreading the map, mistaking Lesser Marrow for home, and ignoring the increasingly twitchy compass eye, it happened. The fog rolled in, and I rolled with it.
The rules are clear: return after sundown, and the mind pays the price.
So here it isโmy first Madness Strike.
Sanity: Fractured
Confidence: Shaken
Navigational Skills: Still questionable
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What’s Next?
Day Two promises more fishing, more fog, and probably more confusion. Will I finally learn to navigate using the lighthouse? Will the eye by the compass blink twice? Will I discover what happened to the last fisherman?
๐ Read Day 2 โ A Special Order and a Return Before Madness
(Spoiler: I didnโt earn another Madness Strike. Barely.)
Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ Launches Tomorrow
Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival begins tomorrow on Survivor Incognito. A new permadeath series exploring the dangerous waters of Dredge on Nintendo Switch.
The next permadeath adventure begins tomorrow!
In Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival, we dive headfirst into the strange world of Dredge. Expect dangerous fishing trips, hallucinations, strange encounters, and plenty of questionable choices as we attempt to survive one day at a time.
Day One drops tomorrow โ stay tuned right here on Survivor Incognito as the madness begins.
The One-Shot Wonder: Bear Meets Panic Rifle
On Coastal Highway in The Long Dark, a bear ambushed me at dusk. I panicked, fired, and somehow dropped it with a single shot. Iโm still processing what happenedโand how Iโm alive.
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It was getting dark on Coastal Highway. I was returning to Quonset Garage after a day of looting, freezing, and thinking about food I didnโt have.
And then I heard it.
That guttural growlโthe kind that makes your blood freeze before the weather does.
I turned.
Bear. Charging.
My brain hit full panic mode. I fumbled for my rifle, jammed it into position, aimed down the sights, and braced for impact.
I fired.
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The Original
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One shot. The bear dropped.
I stood there in stunned silence, half-expecting it to get back up and laugh. But it didnโt. It was down. Permanently.
Was it a crit? A miracle? Game physics?
No idea. But for that one shining second, I wasnโt just survivingโ
I was the apex predator.
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Final Thoughts
In a game known for handing out slow, painful deaths, I got a split-second win.
And honestly? Iโm not sure it wasnโt a fluke.
But Iโll take it.
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Survivor Incognito Weekly: The Long Dark, Skyrim Survival, Dredge Permadeath & More (June 2nd – June 8th)
Another week of survival, chaos, and questionable decision making is upon us โ hereโs what you can expect across the blog in the next seven days:
๐งธ Monday โ Bear Meets Panic Rifle (Survivorโs Shorts)
It starts with a bear. It ends with panic. Somewhere in between, a rifle is involved. You can probably guess how well that goes.
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๐ Tuesday โ Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival โ Day 1
We set sail on our brand new permadeath adventure through Dredge. The waters may look calmโฆ but donโt let them fool you.
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โ๏ธ Wednesday โ Customloper: Day 1 โ Mountain Town Start
The Customloper run officially kicks off! I spawn in Mountain Town and try my very best not to freeze, starve, or get eaten before I even leave Milton.
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โ Thursday โ Skyrim Survival: Day 6
The trek through Skyrimโs frozen wilderness continues. More frostbite, more danger, and almost certainly another regrettable encounter with something that bites.
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๐ฅ Friday โ A Voyageurโs Tale (The Long Dark): Day 6
Back to the familiar cold of The Long Dark as the Voyageur run marches on into day six. Wolves, weather, and the never-ending quest for coffee.
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๐ฆ Saturday โ Survivorโs Shorts: The Interloper Moose Incident
I try Interloper mode in The Long Dark. I spawn. I panic. The moose arrives. Thatโs pretty much the plot summary.
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๐ฅ Survive with us every week on Survivor Incognito โ your home for survival gaming on Nintendo Switch.
Follow along for The Long Dark guides, Skyrim Survival Mode playthroughs, Dredge permadeath runs, and Customloper challenges. New survival game content posted weekly โ with humor, tips, and plenty of questionable life choices.
๐ Bookmark Survivor Incognito and join the survival adventure.
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Weekly Recap: The Long Dark, Skyrim, No Manโs Sky, Nice Day For Fishing & More โ Survivor Incognito
A full roundup of everything thatโs gone live on Survivor Incognito this week: new Survivorโs Shorts, Survivorโs Dread launch, The Survivorโs Camp hub, new Day One Diaries for No Manโs Sky and Nice Day For Fishing, Customloper, Skyrim, The Long Dark, and blog updates.
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The Campfireโs Been Busy โ Letโs Catch Up
One of the busiest weeks yet! If you blinked, you probably missed something โ so hereโs your full survival roundup:
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๐ The Survivorโs Camp is Now Open
A brand new central hub page has launched:
The Survivorโs Camp pulls together everything on the blog โ survival guides, series hubs, shorts, and playthroughs โ all in one place.
[Visit The Survivorโs Camp]
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๏ช Survivorโs Dread Has Officially Gone Live
The newest addition to the blog is here:
Survivorโs Dread covers all things survival horror, kicking off with Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival. The first entry comes next week as the darkness descends.
[Visit Survivorโs Dread]
[Visit Dark Waters: A Dredge Survival]
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๐ Day One Diary โ No Manโs Sky
The multiverse opens up.
Our No Manโs Sky Day One Diary has begun, charting survival, exploration, and (inevitably) questionable decisions across the stars.
[Visit Day One Diary โ No Manโs Sky]
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๐ฃ Day One Diary โ Nice Day For Fishing
Baelinโs adventure has begun.
Fishing, questing, mugged sorcerers, and Dark Lords โ just your average day in Nice Day For Fishing.
[Visit Nice Day For Fishing โ Day One Diary: Baelinโs Adventure Begins]
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โ๏ธ Customloper โ The Long Dark: Day One Diaries Continue
The Customloper run officially kicks off next week. But until then, here’s a Day One Diary entry to help you understand what to expect.
Interloper weather. Voyageur loot. Plenty of snow. Plenty of danger.
[Visit Customloper โ The Long Dark: Day One Diary]
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๐บ The Long Dark โ Ongoing Survival
The main Long Dark survival continues as well, with more entries uploaded this week as the trek across Coastal Highway continues.
[Visit The Cold Chronicles: A Voyageurโs Tale of The Long Dark]
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๐ Skyrim Survival Mode โ The Pilgrimage Continues
My Argonian is still alive somehow.
High Hrothgar, frostbite, bandits, cultists, and chickens continue to make the journey through Skyrim Survival Mode both ridiculous and dangerous.
[Visit Sneak, Snipe, Repeat: Skyrim Survival]
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๐ฅ Survivorโs Shorts
New moments added to the ever-growing Survivorโs Shorts collection โ highlighting some of the best (and worst) survival moments from across the blog.
[Visit Survivorโs Shorts]
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๐ Blog Updates โ Pages Converted to Posts
Behind the scenes, several former pages have now been converted into regular blog posts. This should make navigation cleaner and help posts show up more naturally in blog feeds, archives, and categories.
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Thatโs everything from this week!
Stay warm. Stay fed. Donโt poke the wildlife. (Or open any cursed chests.)
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The Moose Behind the Tree โ A 5% Spawn, 100% Panic Sprint
I thought I was alone on Coastal Highway. Then I saw antlers. This is the story of how a moose turned a quiet walk into an Olympic-level panic sprint.
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It was just another day in The Long Dark.
I was walking the road near Quonset Garage on Coastal Highway. Light fading, stomach grumbling, the usual post-loot shuffle home. Everything felt quiet. Calm. Deceptively safe.
Then I saw it.
Not a charging bear. Not a distant wolf. No, this was worse.
A moose.
It wasnโt running.
It wasnโt stomping.
It was justโฆ standing there.
Behind a tree.

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Staring at me like it had been waiting for its cue in a survival horror play.
And thenโit took the stance.
The head lowered. The hooves shifted. You know the one. The “say the word and Iโll flatten you” stance.
That was my sign to go.
I turned and ran for the nearest building like Iโd just insulted its family. My survival instincts kicked in, my inventory was forgotten, and my dignity stayed behind by the tree.
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Final Thoughts
The Long Dark Wiki says that moose in particular has a 5% chance to spawn for 48 hours. This one spawned right behind a tree and in front of my will to live.
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Because nothing says โfriendshipโ like a moose silently judging you from behind a tree.
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