Survival Is Earned. Chaos Is Documented.
What is your favorite hobby or pastime?
Playing survival games and then writing about how terribly they go. Some people unwind with sports or crafts — I relax by getting chased through snowstorms, attacked by wildlife, and turning the whole ordeal into a blog post. It’s chaos with a purpose.
(Plenty more productive chaos at Survivor Incognito.)
What would you do if you lost all your possessions?
Probably panic for five minutes, then treat it like a fresh spawn in The Long Dark. Start gathering sticks, look for shelter, and hope I find coffee before frostbite sets in. Honestly, I’d like to think I’d rebuild — slower, scrappier, and with a lot more humour about the chaos.
(Plenty more restarts, respawns, and survival stories at Survivor Incognito.)
What’s a topic or issue about which you’ve changed your mind?
Difficulty settings in survival games. I used to think harder always meant better — that you weren’t really playing unless every wolf wanted you for dinner and the weather was trying to kill you. Then I realised fun matters more. Voyageur, Customloper, or even “easy mode” — if I’m laughing while freezing, it’s the right choice.
(Plenty more survival chaos — on every difficulty — at Survivor Incognito.)
Difficulty: Permagear Mode
Today’s mission: finally give Scout some love. He’s been sat in Black River for so long he’s probably forgotten what an engine sounds like. The challenge? Getting both him and Red back to Smithville Dam without using the garage transfer shortcut.
After a bit of head scratching, I come up with a plan: leave Red near the region transition, hop in Scout, drive him over, attach the winch, and haul both back. Amazingly, it works flawlessly. I might have to start giving myself credit for my more unorthodox ideas.
Once back at the garage, Scout gets the works — new engine, differential lock, and a snorkel for good measure. The result? He’s now acting exactly like Red did before his upgrades: bouncing down the road like a caffeinated kangaroo. Progress, I suppose.
I take Scout out to nab the last Watchtower in Smithville Dam. The road is long, occasionally sketchy, but manageable. The turnoff to the tower is the real test — a twisting climb that demands patience and precise wheel placement. After setting waypoints and carefully working my way up, the tower is activated, revealing two upgrade locations.
Scout is closer to one, so we head there first. It’s a raised suspension kit… for something. Sadly, I hit the wrong button and skipped the details. Somewhere out there is a truck that will be very happy. Today, I just don’t know which one.
Red heads for the second upgrade and finds a freeway throttle that works for either him or Scout. Decision pending. He’s handling more smoothly post-upgrades — still bouncy, but in a “playful dog” way rather than “loose shopping trolley” way.
Thinking the raised suspension might be for Frank, I bring him to the garage with high hopes. Sadly, no. My old workhorse has been carrying this whole operation and still can’t wade into deep water without the risk of a very wet breakdown. Tomorrow, Frank. Tomorrow.
Day 11 | Day 13 (Coming Soon)
Your life without a computer: what does it look like?
Like playing The Long Dark in real life — cold, confused, and missing half my inventory. No blog, no games, no chaos recorded. I’d probably have to go full wilderness mode and start journaling with sticks in the snow.
(Luckily, the chaos stays digital — and documented — at Survivor Incognito.)
What skill would you like to learn?
Actual wilderness survival. I spend hours in The Long Dark boiling unsafe water, hunting rabbits, and making fires out of sticks — but in real life, I’d probably struggle to light a campfire without a lighter. Learning the real thing might make my digital disasters even funnier by comparison.
(Plenty more survival skills I still don’t have at Survivor Incognito.)
What details of your life could you pay more attention to?
Probably the small things — like remembering I left coffee on the counter, or that my character in The Long Dark is freezing because I got distracted writing notes. In games and in life, the little details usually decide whether it’s a smooth run or a spectacular disaster.
(Plenty more missed details and memorable disasters at Survivor Incognito.)
What’s your #1 priority tomorrow?
Survive the day without a permadeath moment — in real life or in-game. Whether it’s dodging actual deadlines or digital wolves, my main goal tomorrow is to get through it with enough stories (and caffeine) to write about later.
(Plenty more day-to-day survival priorities at Survivor Incognito.)
In what ways does hard work make you feel fulfilled?
Hard work feels fulfilling when it turns into stories. Whether it’s hours of hauling logs in SnowRunner or barely surviving a week in The Long Dark, the grind pays off when there’s a tale worth telling. Real life or digital, the effort feels lighter once I can laugh about it later.
(Plenty more hard-earned disasters turned stories at Survivor Incognito.)
What’s the trait you value most about yourself?
My sense of humour. It’s what gets me through both real life and permadeath runs. If I can laugh after being flattened by a moose in The Long Dark or rolling my truck in SnowRunner, then I’m doing alright.
(Plenty more laughable disasters turned stories at Survivor Incognito.)
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