Pet Peeves of a Survivor Trying to Stay Sane

1. Loud chewing
Nothing triggers my inner survival instincts faster. I can be perfectly calm, sipping coffee, and the moment someone starts chewing like they’re trying to speedrun a meal, my brain immediately considers evacuation, hibernation, or self-exile to the woods.

2. People who block doorways
It’s like a real-world pathfinding bug. You’re trying to move from Point A to Point B, and suddenly someone decides the doorway is the perfect spot to stop, ponder life, and become a human traffic cone. Please step aside before I have to jump sideways like I’m dodging a Timberwolf.

3. Being interrupted mid-thought
My thoughts are fragile. If they get interrupted, they’re gone — not respawning, not fast-travelling back, just gone forever. Let me finish the sentence before the brain tab closes itself with an error message.