Survivor’s Shorts is now live! A new page on the blog featuring my funniest, strangest, and most disastrous survival moments—bite-sized stories, full-sized regret.
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Sometimes a moment in a survival game doesn’t need a full playthrough post—it just needs a spotlight, a raised eyebrow, and maybe a bandage.
That’s where Survivor’s Shorts comes in.
It’s a new page on the blog dedicated to the little disasters. The sudden bear charges. The pancake heartbreaks. The moose lurking behind trees. All real stories from my permadeath runs, trimmed down and served with a side of sarcasm.
If you’ve ever screamed when you meant to crouch or felt betrayed by a breakfast item, you’ll feel right at home.
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What You’ll Find There
The Pancake Betrayal – Found the recipe. Found the syrup. Got betrayed by Cooking Level 4.
There is more coming soon. But here is what to expect for ones that are being drafted:
The Wolf That Interrupted My Mapping Session – Cartography meets carnivore.
The Moose Behind the Tree – A 5% spawn rate that showed up at 100% volume.
The Doedicurus That Broke My Spirit – One spear. No hits. Lots of tail.
The One-Shot Wonder – A bear, a rifle, and a moment of absolute panic… that somehow worked.
And plenty more moments coming soon.
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Check it Out Here:
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Got a favourite chaotic moment?
Let me know in the comments or tag me on social—I’m always looking for new disasters to celebrate.
And if you enjoy these shorts, consider sharing the page with a fellow survivor.
Because nothing says “friendship” like a moose silently judging you from behind a tree.
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Survivor Incognito 
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